Now, I write these words with tongue firmly planted in cheek. But perhaps it's the best solution to baseball's steroids crisis.

I suggest, why not let everyone be on steroids...and see who's best after that?

This way, if everyone's on the juice, we can at least have a level playing field again, where we can separate the best from the rest.

If A-Rod (A-Roid, rather) takes steroids and can hit 60 homers, maybe Hank Blalock can take the same drugs but only smash 40. Let's see who puts up the best numbers after taking the performance enhancers.

And this way, we also remove the mystery and the wondering of who's taking the stuff and who isn't! They all want to do it...we know they all want to do it...so let's just let them do it.

No, it's not the best solution. But it is one solution.

And as they say, desperate times call for desperate measures.

1 Comments

Uncle Teaks said:

Why don't you go on the juice and see if you can write a compelling and/or interesting article?

Or was that intended to be humerous?

February 15, 2009 5:37 PM

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