What a disgrace to the great legends of Texas Stadium! Jerry Jones got exactly what he deserves.

Somewhere in the heavens, Tom Landry is trying to be his usually gentlemanly self and not kick an angel in the shins in frustration. This was by all odds going to be the last game in Texas Stadium, and these unfocused, undisciplined, spoiled IDIOTS have tarnished what was once a great football legacy. YOU ALL COULDN'T PULL IT TOGETHER FOR A FEW HOURS?! SHAME ON ALL OF YOU! LOSERS! IDIOTS! MORONS! DREGS OF SOCIETY! SCUM! OVERPAID BUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WORTHLESS F-ING BUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, that was a nice catharsis.

Now the question of the day: Should Jerry Jones fire Wade Phillips? The answer is NO. Japanese businesses look to the very top when things go wrong, and so should we. Jerry Jones should FIRE HIMSELF and sell the team to someone who will actually enforce discipline, boundaries, structure in that team – someone who actually gives a rip and has a CLUE! Jones hires thugs, scumbags, and cretins. We’re expected to forgive Jerry Jones for his picks of these undesirables, because they’re supposed to be superstars, and the team STILL LOSES! GO AWAY, YOU SLACK-JAWED HICK FROM ARKANSAS! WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY TICKETS TO YOUR ATHLETIC TAJ MAHAL?! WHY ?!?!?!?!?! JERRY, YOU OWE ALL OF US AN APOLOGY AND A DEPARTURE FROM THE DALLAS LANDSCAPE!!! GO BACK TO MAKING MOONSHINE OR HAWKING YOGURT, OR WHATEVER IT WAS YOU DID IN THAT GOD FORSAKEN STATE! YOU HAVE LOST YOUR WELCOME HERE A LONG TIME AGO, AND THIS WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL’S BACK!!! SELL THE TEAM AND LEAVE!!!