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Not-So-Perfect Parent: Chocolate Tree

6:39 AM Tue, Sep 30, 2008 |
Paige

Recent conversation with my four-year-old...

Luke: Mommy, have you ever had a Chocolate Leaf?

Me: You mean from a Chocolate Tree?

Luke: Of course!

Me: No, but I bet they're yummy! Do you pick the chocolate leaves from the tree or do you eat the ones that have fallen on the ground.

Luke: Mainly the ones on the ground. The ones in the tree are hard to reach.

Me: Are the branches made out of Choc...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: Busy Woman's Survival Kit

7:12 AM Mon, Sep 29, 2008 |
Paige

I've got to admit - I'm a little scattered. Okay - I'm a lot scattered. Kinda like Adult ADD scattered. It seems that I never have what I need when I need it. I've been know to spend two hours searching for my keys or a pair of scissors. Well meaning people will say, "Where did you last put them?" I want to strangle them!!! If I knew that - then I wouldn't have a problem now would I!!!

Bridgette Raes is an organizationa...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: Over for Rover

6:49 AM Mon, Sep 22, 2008 |
Paige

We get talked into it. They look at us with those sad little eyes and whimper, "Mommy, can I please have a goldfish". We believe them when they promise to take care of it and clean the bowl every-other day. Sane, rational people will yield to a child's plea and bring "pets" home that you would otherwise call an exterminator and evacuate the house. What's worse is that we fail to fast-forward and visualize ourselves standing in front of a t...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: Kids Aging Out

7:31 AM Wed, Sep 17, 2008 |
Paige

Yesterday, I interviewed a family who adopted an eight and nine year old from Foster Care. Their story was inspirational. But the truth is 20,000 kids age out of the foster care system each year. Texas Child Protective Services are trying to support these kids by offering lots of services to prepare them for the real world. Debra Pohlman, the Executive Director for Child Protective Services, shared with me some of these types of services w...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: The Shiniest Jewel

9:44 AM Mon, Sep 15, 2008 |
Paige

Marian Henely is a cartoon artist based in Austin. Many of her works have been featured in Glamour Magazine, LA Weekly, and the Dallas Morning News. Marian used her artistic forum to describe her journey of adoption. "The Shiniest Jewel" is an exciting read filled with emotion, heartache, humor and love. I found the read compelling and Marian, herself, simply inspiring. Although for the purposes of my blog, Marian has provided some additio...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: 10 Commandments for Sports Moms and Dads!

12:17 PM Wed, Sep 10, 2008 |
Paige

It's the last soccer game of the season. Finally, my son has possession of the ball. This is a momentous event and I cheer as he runs towards the goal. "GO COLTON!! GO COLTON!! YOU CAN DO IT!! RUN!! RUN!!" All of a sudden, everything stops. Colton stops and the other team stops. Confused, I look around and see the ref running towards me and yelling "GET OFF THE FIELD!!"

In my excitement, I realized I had been running beside ...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: Pregorexia

6:49 AM Mon, Sep 08, 2008 |
Paige

Being pregnant was such a trip. Everything swelled - my belly, my feet, my face. I felt like a big marshmallow. I also must confess, I really freaked out as I saw the dial on the scale continuing to rise. It was hard keeping my mind and my emotions in check fearing the extra pounds would remain for ever as a sacrifice to my new bundle of joy.

Many women share these types of fears. In fact, the term "pregorexia" is beginning to ma...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: Thank You Notes

1:37 PM Wed, Sep 03, 2008 |
Paige

Can I just say how much I HATE writing thank-you notes. Mother - please cover your ears so you can't hear this - but it's true - I really hate writing thank-you notes. It bothers me that this small act of kindness causes me so much frustration. After all - it's the considerate thing to do.

It's not that I don't appreciate the gift. It's more that it's one of those tasks that is so easy to put off. It lingers in your mind and kee...



Not-So-Perfect Parent: Calm in the Emergency Room!

7:29 AM Tue, Sep 02, 2008 |
Paige

Let's just say I am not the person you want around in an emergency room situation. In fact, I am the WORST person you can have in these types of situations. Earlier this summer, my eight year old - while playing a round of hide-in-seek -- slammed a closet door on his right middle finger. I nearly passed out when I saw the injury and had to sit with my head between my knees for a few seconds before heading to the emergency room.

Once...