I’m hideous. I have a zit the size of Texas at the tip of my nose. I had hoped to write about something more interesting in today’s blog, however, it is difficult to think about anything else when your nose is pulsing under the weight of an unwelcomed intruder. I am angry that in my late 30’s I am having to battle this adolescent crisis.

For those of you who know me, you realize that I don’t have much of a nose and even less of a tip of a nose. However, nasty little pimple demons have converged and produced a giant growth that is so distracting that it is impossible not to stare. In fact, my husband can’t look at me. He talks to me from another room for fear of catching a glimpse of what he has nick-named “The Beast”. He suggested that I go to my sister Glenda the Good Witch to see if she could zap it off. He’s Funny. I’m hideous.

2 Comments

Chris said:

Hey Paige...look at it this way. If Rudolph's bulb is running low this season you could be the MVP for Santa! You may have started off a Colorado Buffalo, but now you can be a reindeer!!!!

Tell Santa I said "Merry Christmas!"

Chris

December 7, 2006 3:37 PM

Angie said:

I am going through the same problem! I am 34, have 3 kids, 5,3 & 1 and I feel like a teenager! Hard, yucky zits that hurt worse than childbirth!What's up with this?

December 8, 2006 11:51 AM

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