Hate VPN? Here's something that smooths out your bottom line without having to wear full-length hose. (I hate hose!) There are a few style options. My favorite happens to be the bike-short length because they'll work under anything: Shorts, Skirts, Capris... They're awesome and very, very comfortable! No creepy crawliness. There are a few styles... even one that smooths from just below your ... eh-hem boobies to your thighs. Haven't tried those... If you do, let me know how it goes. One word of warning... there may be a little panty-hose dance involved in getting them on.
ASSETS by Sara Blakely are sold at Target.
You can also check out this Web site: ASSETS online.