I know. I know! But c'mon. If Britney's new "don't" isn't an Eyecatcher, I don't know what the definition is. And I feel compelled to comment.
So here are my theories:
a) She's channeling Sinead O'Connor, Heaven forbid!
b) She realized all the goofy stuff she'd done to her hair lately left it fried beyond recognition and needed to start from scratch.
c) She's about to launch a whole new line of Britney wigs (Channel 8's Debbie Denmon predicted that this weekend!)
d) She's lost her ever loving mind and this is an attempt to find it.
As for the tattoos... who cares? It's the HAIR we're concerned about... nevermind the fact she has two little boys at home who are probably desperate for their Mama to get a grip and grow up. So - if you've been under a rock and haven't SEEN what we're talking about... Check this out. Brace yourself!
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