Ladies, if you don’t know what SPANX are. You should consider trying them. They will smooth out all those bumps under your pants, under your dresses. They will suck you in. They will hide your panty lines. They make whatever you are wearing hit you in all the right places. You can find them at boutiques or Nordstrom. They’ve even got a more affordable line called ASSETS at Target. I’m now a believer and have now nominated myself SPANX Fan Club President. I’m now accepting members. Let me know if you want to join. I’ll give you an application.

I interviewed the founder of SPANX, Sara Blakely, who is skinny and pretty and I couldn’t believe she created the girdle for the 21st century. She’s super nice and super fashionable and last year she had $100 million in retail sales. I have now decided I need an idea. What is it? I’m not sure yet. But, you know baby steps. Maybe I’ll make girdles for dogs. People are crazy about their pets. Or maybe I’ll make a bra that senses weirdo stalker guys that approach me at happy hour. The bra will immediately emit some sensor that makes them go away. Kind of like invisible fencing. That’s it! Stay tuned! Coming to a bar near you!

Watch my entire interview with Sara here (link). I asked her all the questions I could think of …she even told me I asked her things she’d never been asked before! Except I forgot to ask for a free pair. Shoot. Next time. Well, maybe since I’m now Fan Club President that will be the perk of my new job!