Hear Gerry Goldstein singing his paean to Papelbon
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O Papelbon, O Papelbon, Thy fastball does amaze us. Audio: Hear Gerry Goldstein singing his paean to Papelbon O Papelbon, O Papelbon, To new heights does it raise us. When it’s hard and letter-high It hums in tight and buzzes by. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, Thy fastball does amaze us. But Papelbon, O Papelbon, How sorry is thy dancing. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, Improve that awful prancing! On the mound thou comes up big, But spare us, please, that Irish jig. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, How sorry is thy dancing. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, We love thy boyish smile. But Papelbon, O Papelbon, Thou needs to change thy style. Please kindly lose that fat cigar, And put away thy air guitar. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, We love thy boyish smile. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, Thy pitches do sustain us. But Papelbon, O Papelbon, Thy wardrobe it does drain us! With other teams all wilted now, We’re forced to see thee kilted now. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, Thy pitches do sustain us. O Papelbon, O Papelbon, Despite this carping carol, O Papelbon, O Papelbon, No matter thy apparel! For all that we could care, Pitch in thy underwear! O Papelbon O Papelbon, Thy fastball does amaze us! —Gerry Goldstein * To the tune of O Tannebaum 
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