Ryan Rusak found some presidential candidate goodies like the foam "Mitt Mitt" that might make for a winning holiday present. I found some others - for both the live-free Republicans and the die-hard Democrats in your life.

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
All right, so this looks a little lewd. However, it's not only a political gift -- it's a practical one. "The Hillary Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs," the sales pitch reads.Up until I saw this I thought the Kinky bobblehead doll was my favorite candidate toy. Now it's definitely the Clinton nutcracker. It sells for $24.88.
To buy it, click here.

George Bush Toilet Paper
Not only can you use this toilet paper for um, sanitary purposes, you can also read memorable Bush quotes right off the roll. The toilet paper features Bush quotes such as "They misunderestimated me," and "Bring 'em on." It's a little pricey though. $9.99 for a roll. That's a lot more than your standard roll of Charmin Ultra. Buy it here.

This is a little 2005, but how about an "Adios Mofo" Rick Perry Tee? They're still available in many colors and sizes.

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