The last thing I think DeAnna expected to get on the first night of The Bachelorette was a pearl necklace. But that necklace was certainly one of the better ways to get her attention. What would be a bad way to get her attention you ask? Let's start with embroidering her name on your underpants, using a duck call, giving her a fake diamond, karate kicking lemons, or pulling up your shirt to show her your abs and then grabbing her hand to give her a feel. All I know is that nothing turns me on more than a guy covered in tattoos and adult acne ripping off his shirt and doing a coyote call...what a freakin poser! He should never open his mouth. Some women might actually find him attractive as long as he doesn't speak and reveal the massive tool that he is. These men have finally proven once and for all, that they are even bigger women than we are.

DeAnna said that she loves surprises....well SURPRISE! You have been given 25 of the most average to unfortunate looking men in America. Don't get me wrong, there are a couple lookers in the bunch, but when is the last time you watched an episode of The Bachelor, where there was even ONE girl who wasn't practically perfect? Those women looked like they walked straight out of a salon when they arrive in their limos. What does DeAnna get? A MULLET! You have to be kidding me! But at least he had a full head of hair. Half of the men were either loosing their hair or if they had their hair they were sporting bad highlights, were going gray or they were under 5 foot 10 and had the physique of a high school science teacher. NOT that there is anything wrong with short men, bald men or science teachers...I know some GREAT guys that fit those descriptions...I'm just saying...they don't put short women with bad hair and bad figures on The Bachelor...If Brad got perfection...why should DeAnna settle for anything less?

Thankfully, DeAnna is a down to earth kind of girl, who can see past the muscles and hair gel and knows that what really counts is what is on the inside...And if she can't figure it out...she has Jenni to help her. I don't know that I would want another woman deciding who I should date, even if they were my "very good friend". I hope she gave her some good advice. DeAnna seems like she is really looking for a guy with a good heart and a good personality. Looks aren't everything...right? Let's face it...she had Brad and look where that got her. Maybe a regular guy is what DeAnna needs to sweep her off her feet. Come to think of it...maybe a regular girl is what Brad needed too.

This season is definitely going to be interesting. If I were DeAnna, I might be sneaking a peak at that guest house. I can't believe they're going to be sleeping in bunk beds and showering in the great outdoors. There's going to be more buns on this show than you can shake a stick at...seriously! Tune in next week to see who will be shacking up in the big house and who will be leaving in tears...pansies!

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