If you only watch one episode of The Bachelor a year, it should always be The Women Tell All Special. This show gives you a play by play recap of all the drama you might have missed and then some. From the panty dropping and can biting to the name calling and endless displays of emotion and tears, this show brings back all of the trashy moments that make The Bachelor great.

First let me say that I cannot believe that Stacey had enough balls to show her face again on national television. I didn't think it was possible to make this girl look any worse, but they pulled out even more footage to prove what a train wreck she really is. I give her props for offering Matt a second pair of panties as a peace offering, but I'm guessing she borrowed them from her mother, because they were HUGE! I'm not quite sure how this gesture was suppose to make her look like less of a skank, but I did however love that Matt decided to model them for us. It takes a special sense of humor to understand where that girl is coming from, although I'm not sure that it's a place that I will ever want to go.

I was very happy to hear that Erin S. is still a hot dog vendor. WHY did this never come up in conversation? It's not like this is a normal career move for a 33 year old woman and she was certainly on the show long enough for it to be discussed. Of course she tried to wipe Matt's chin with Stacey's panties. It only comes natural when you spend your days watching strangers drip mustard on themselves after diving into your latest masterpiece. Her parents must be proud!

My favorite part of the show is when they go around the room and introduce all of the ladies to the audience and the crowd cheers for their favorites. It's always interesting to see who actually gets booed. I especially enjoyed Kelly who clapped for herself. She is a constant source of entertainment for me. I'd like to keep her around with a bottle of vodka just to give me something to laugh at when I get bored.

Speaking of women we all love to hate, Robin had the luxury of being the first girl in the hot seat. She tried to explain that she has always been hurt more by women in her life than men and that this show was one of the loneliest experiences of her life. But I have to go with my girl Kelly on this one...If I were a dude...I wouldn't date her either. Hell...I'm a girl and I don't even want to hang out with her let alone date her. She's incredibly selfish and rude, not to mention her fake British accent that pops up every time she's craving a spot of tea. Maybe if she stopped being such a Posh wanna be...she'd make some friends.

Marshana finally gets her chance to try to prove to everyone what a poised young lady she really is, but the video montage of her endless rants and bad attitude, kind of ruined it for her. I actually agree with one of the comments made by Robin...that girl stresses me out! I don't care what Marshana thinks, you don't have to get to know that girl to make judgements about her character. It's not like she was hiding it. She put it all out there every week. If she didn't want people to think that she was a ridiculous drama queen, she shouldn't have acted like one.

Poor Amanda learned the hardest lesson of all...even though you are constantly told in real life to never use the "L word" in the first few months of dating, you must throw all of that brain washing out of the window when fighting for a man's heart on a reality show. Who cares if you don't really mean it? Who cares if you've only spent 2 days alone with the guy? Put yourself out there...spill your guts. Tell him you LOVE him! Don't tell him you like him...you use that word too much anyway. What's the worst thing that can happen? Oh yeah...you can be humiliated on national television and have your butt thrown into a limo never to see him again. Yeah...that's a great idea. Let's face it...if the worst flaw you have is that you say "like" too much and suffer from a chronic case of hiccups, you're still doing better than most of the women on that stage.

I have to say that I was digging the new shaved haircut Matt was sporting, but I think I found him even more attractive when he did his impression of Robin stalking him. You just can't beat a man who's hot and has a sense of humor. We'll see if he has good taste in women next week, when he takes the final two ladies home to meet his mum.

Don't miss the final episode. Matt's getting engaged! Will Shayne be getting the ultimate accessory that gives any outfit an added bling or will it be Chelsea? Since she won't be holding his hand, she might as well be wearing something on it. I'm betting on her "hard to get hoochie" routine to pay off for her in the end.

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