I hope it's not just me, but was I the only one chanting Pick Amanda! Pick Amanda! When Matt was about to hand out the final rose? Seriously, just the thought of another week with Marshana and Robin on the show made me want to "walk off".

Speaking of Marshana, she was in "rare form" as she put it this week. I have to give her credit though for getting out there and giving the whole skiing thing a try, cause she did not look like she was having a good time and she fell down pretty hard. Maybe that blow to her head is what caused her little outburst at Chelsea who tried to explain to her why she thought Marshana had a bad attitude and didn't seem happy to be there. NOW I'm not trying to put words in anyone's mouth, Lord knows I don't want Marshana coming after me. Again, have you seen her forehead? That girl is one head butt away from putting some girl in a coma, but let's face it...she wasn't exactly a ray of sunshine!

Thank goodness Shayne was there to intervene. She can stop all arguments with the power of her crazy hats. Forget about her insane shoe collection, that girl had something different on her head every time the camera was on her. And she pulled out an entire makeup counter from her under her jacket while skiing. Did you see the size of her blush brush!? If I were Matt...I would be intimidated. The whole "high maintenance" thing must be growing on him. That or he finds her ridiculousness charming...which to be honest...she can be.

I thought Chelsea's one on one date was interesting. When the Budweiser horses showed up, I thought "oh yeah...now we're going to have some fun!", but sadly no. Instead, we get to witness the most boring sleigh ride in history as Matt and Chelsea drink hot tea and Chelsea explains how she's not a fan of holding hands or PDA. HELLO Chelsea! In case you didn't know...you are on a dating show that is being broadcast to millions of people. I can't think of a more "Public Display of Affection" than that! I started to think you were a total retard until you came up with your own fantasy suite card...that was pretty smooth...I have to give you bonus points for that one.

Now Robin...you didn't really think that the reason he didn't choose you for a one on one date was because he already knew how utterly fabulous you were...did you? He didn't pick you for a one on one date, because he didn't want anymore one on one time with you. You've been making one on one time for yourself the entire season. Did you ever ask yourself, "Why isn't Matt asking me to spend alone time with him? Why do I always get picked for group dates?" Well here's why Robin...because he'd rather be with someone else! Men aren't that complicated sweetheart. If they don't ask you out, it's usually because they don't like you.

I have to say that her death stare at the end of the show was priceless and the last time I checked, "bon soir" is French honey. No one is impressed...least of all the British Bachelor. You ooze of pretentiousness and it's time for you to go. I hope you go home to your giant tea maker and cry about it with your mum!

Maybe next week we will learn more about how Noelle's car accident has caused her to talk like a church mouse and impaired her taste in earrings. One thing is for certain, Amanda's mom touches Matt's nipple and you know you don't want to miss that! It gives me the meeps just thinking about it.

1 Comments

donna said:

You got it right with Robin. How many times did she butt in on others... hello...you may be a little cute but she was full of herself.
I liked her hair but it didnt look very good most of the time. I am a bit hard on some. I was shocked that she was not picked... but... the
way she kinda just walked off.... tells you what kind of person she is.

April 22, 2008 9:42 PM

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