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July 2008
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Hold on...I'd like to break into song. I fear, that I'll fall, soooo hard, on the floor laughing my butt off at Ashlee! Who breaks into song? Who does that? If you don't want the guy to think of you as a song writer...STOP WRITING THEM! And better yet....STOP SINGING THEM! I can't believe he said that he found your voice mesmerizing...more like nauseating. I would have cut you just for wearing those ridiculous black knee socks on the tennis court or for proving to us once again this week that you don't have a handle on the English language. Matt continues to confuse you with complex phrases like "you seem to take everything in stride". He's not speaking a different language Ashlee...that's English! You speak English too and you should know these phrases. You also should have known by the questions he was asking during your one on one time, that your tour was ending here. I'm sorry that you were heart broken, but I'm not sad that I won't have to hear about it anymore. As for you Kelly, my favorite drunk, what were you thinking! When they tell you to put it all out there...they don't mean put it ALL out there. Who pulls out their boobs? Who does that? And the sparkle bra? Did you borrow that from Britney? Hello...it didn't work for her comeback performance and it's not going to work for you either. "Who wouldn't want this?" you ask...well MATT for one. And I'm pretty sure most of the sober men in America aren't looking to settle down with the girl whose motto is...when the going gets tough...show everyone how big your boobs are. Nothing says class like that! Now onto the biggest shocker of the night...Marshana vs Holly. Please raise your hand if you are confused by this one. First of all, I knew the date was going to be strange when they brought out the "Date Pot" instead of a "Date Box", giving us the illusion that they were going on a cooking date, yet I don't remember them cooking anything. The entire concept of the Two on One Date apparently sent Marshana over the edge, as she realized that she could be going home. At this point I have to stop and point something out... MAN does that girl have a lot of forehead! I guess that's why she decided to wear the Chef Boyardee hat on their date.
Anyway, in my opinion, the kiss between Matt and Marshana was awkward, the conversation seemed forced, and I saw absolutely no sparks between them. So what am I missing? Was it Holly's response to Matt's question about moving to London? I think she said something along the lines of "I could survive floating on a cracker in the Pacific as long as I'm with you Matt" and "No problem, I was already planning to move to London with you anyway" Who knows...I still thought she was sweet and honest and I can't believe he chose to send her home. I guess he wants a girl who can make her own clothes and likes to wear fake crystals on her head...go get em Marshana! So now who are we left with? Well there is the new and improved British version of Robin, who continues to annoy the girls with her knowledge of tea. There is Chelsea who apparently loves to wear sweat bands on her head. Meepers (AKA AMANDA) who finally came out of her shell this week and showed her true personality and sense of humor. Shayne the actress/tumbler/shoe collector and Noelle the silent one...I still have no idea who she is. I actually had to look up her name. Why is she still on the show? Maybe we'll find out next week!
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Dont know about you but that kiss with Marshana was just YUCK! Could hardly watch, and what is with the Indian themed outfits????? Get rid of her all ready, and she makes it seem like she is some big beauty queen, she is a title holder in a C list pageant, get a grip, you are no princess go home
I'm kinda late on this one, but I finally caught up on Tivo. The kiss between Matt and Marshana was noticeably awkward, and it seems like one of those things edited into the show just for kicks. It was played up way too much.