If you missed Monday's episode of The Bachelor "Where are they now?" Don't worry...they haven't gone anywhere. Alex, Aaron, Andrew, Jesse, Byron, Charlie, Travis, Larenzo, Andy and Brad are all still single...except BOB of course, who went on to marry a soap star he met while hosting a Bachelor special. All this tells me is that ABC can't pick a man who really wants a relationship any better than most of the women on the show. Now of course, they did say that Andrew was engaged...to a girl he's been dating for over 3 years. They are planning their wedding in the families' barn. Really?! You make the girl wait 3 years, your family owns a winery, you are the heir to the Firestone fortune, and the best place you can think of to hold your wedding is in an old barn? Nice! And the jury is still out on Byron's engagement to Mary. Last I heard, she was arrested for assaulting him...they didn't bother to mention that on the "Where are they now?" special...hopefully they're in counseling.

Our hometown hero, Brad, actually declined to participate in the special, but his rejects were happy to put in their two cents. Was there footage of Jenny dancing you ask? Of course! And you'll be happy to know that Jenny is happily engaged to an old flame and they have already planned out their life together, including the number of children they are going to have (2 Boys and 1 Girl) and their names (Hayden, Cooper, and Harley). I still think that girl's headband is on too tight. DeAnna, on the other hand, is going to have her chance to get even and find her man on this summer's new season of The Bachelorette. Let's hope she finally finds a guy who can look her in the eye and tell her he loves her.

Now this show wouldn't be complete without a look back at the "most memorable" women. First, there is Trish, the self-proclaimed gold digger who barged in on Jesse's date to ask him to spend the night with her. She is now engaged to a rich divorcee with 3 kids. I'm sure she bought them all matching gold digger t-shirts for Christmas. They must be so proud of their soon to be stepmom. Second, was the beloved Erica Rose, the spoiled Houston Princess who didn't know what to do without her maid around to pick up after her as she chased after Prince Lorenzo. Well, she showed us that all a woman really needs is a tiara and gigantic breast implants. Oh my! I think she went a little overboard. But, fear not, she has designed her own line of tiaras for all of the less fortune women in the world who want to feel like a Princess for a day...oh and yes...she is still single.

The show goes on to talk about all of the women who found love after The Bachelor, the women who are happily living alone with their dogs, and the ones who have been able to find jobs hosting local TV shows based on the obvious talent and experience they gained on The Bachelor, since a degree in broadcasting is apparently no longer part of the criteria.

The results of the online survey were revealed as well:

Most Romantic Moment - Byron's proposal to Mary
Most Dramatic Moment - Andy's rejection of Peyton (who?)
Least Favorite Bachelor - Lorenzo Borghese
Best Bachelor Ever - Andy Baldwin

I don't know if I agree with America's decision, but frankly I would have preferred they come up with some better categories like...Most Irritating Bachelorette...Least Likely to Ever Get Married...Best Use of Tears...Worst Accessories...you know...things people actually think about while watching the show. But, Prince Borghese was pretty tough to watch, so I'll give it to them on that one.

Finally, the show ends with a preview of the newest...most exciting...most non-American Bachelor ever...Matt Grant! Yes ladies...he is British and he loves American women. Apparently, ABC realized they had to go to another country to find a man willing to marry one of these 25 Bachelorettes. Tune in next Monday as we will see the "most exciting bachelor ever" have more "dramatic" and "romantic" moments. This one looks like one to watch!

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