Okay...enough with the talent competition. I don't care if you are a classically trained pianist ROBIN or that you can sing opera CARRI...I actually liked you better when you were biting the side out of a beer can...and Michelle P. what were you thinking?! Who writes a song for someone before they've even met? Could you have at least taken some voice lessons or come up with some better lyrics? "I want to find you, touch you, feel you"... I know 8th grade boys with more originality than that. Did you and your cat come up with that song? That had to be one of the strangest exits I've ever seen.

I think that it is important for someone to clarify to Marshana that this is NOT a beauty pageant...if it was...she would lose. It is also not a strip show...so please do not grind your backside on Matt's lap again. It was very uncomfortable to watch...as was your performance on the run way during the first group date. You really "stomped it out" alright. You looked ridiculous. Marshana seems like a very competitive and jealous person. If I were one of the other ladies, I'd watch my back.

Erin H. proved that the only thing on Matt's mind was the annoying sound of her voice. I guess she'll be wearing that "place holder" ring on her left hand a little longer. The only girl that really stood out for me on the first group date was Holly. Her little moonwalk on the runway helped to lighten the mood. She seems cute and fun, which is a breath of fresh air compared to these other girls. I don't even want to mention how 22 year old Ashlee snagged the first kiss by telling him she'd been staring at his lips all night. I was so disappointed that he fell for that one. She's so transparent.

Matt also taught us some interesting British terms this week like..."gutted", "massive", and "I fancy the pants off you". Why is it that British men can say just about anything and it sounds sexy? I kind of fancy the pants off him as well.

Is it just me or is Kelly always drunk? I don't know how that girl won all the chips on the second group date in Vegas. She must have been doubling down on her bets the way she was doubling down her cocktails. I thought her one on one time was rather uncomfortable. I really didn't think he was going to keep her, but he must have a thing for women who are into heavy drinking and dirty dancing, since he kept both Kelly and Marshana.

The girl who disappointed me the most was Shayne. Not just for wearing that hideous flower in her hair during the rose ceremony, but for throwing such a huge hissy fit. Even if you've been to Vegas a thousand times like Shayne, you should know better than to cry in the bathroom, because you are a spoiled little rich girl who has always gotten everything you have ever wanted and you have never had to share...anything...let alone a man in your entire life. As she put it, "I'm used to getting my way. I'm used to getting a million roses. This is not that fun for me. Do you think I need to fight over one guy?" Apparently...YES! Even Matt admitted that he felt like she was "beyond his level of attractiveness", but the drama side of her was such a big turn off. No one wants drama on a first date! Save the drama until later...at least by then we've grown to know you better and can feel an ounce of pity for you. At this stage it's just funny.

My biggest surprise came when he gave Chelsea a rose. I thought it was a bit sad how she kept telling him how tough it was to have all of these talents and no one to share them with. Little did I know that the talent she wanted to share was that she was double jointed and could turn her tongue upside down. They didn't reveal that until the end of the show. No wonder Matt was "gutted" that he couldn't spend the rest of the night with her. AND I thought she couldn't out do the arm wrestling.

As Matt put it...some ladies shined and some ladies flunked. Tune in next week as the 12 left standing show us more of their amazing...and not so amazing talents!

3 Comments

Farrah said:

Christie,
I think you are the best and your blog rocks!
xoxo,
Farrah

March 25, 2008 11:14 AM

CJ said:

Is it just me or should Kelly and I meet?

March 25, 2008 2:55 PM

jan said:

I think that Shanye will win. She is the best looking girl and the least desperate. The rest are all so desperate.. Major Turn off
This (Marshana) needs to go fast she is so annoying and alwasy hogging him like she is the main girl.. Your are the main nothing, go home fast please!!

March 31, 2008 10:03 PM

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