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Ed Burch: February 2009 Archives


Old man can't jump

12:45 PM Fri, Feb 27, 2009 |

HARRIMAN, Tenn. (AP) -- It looks like Ken Mink's collegiate basketball career is over -- at age 73.

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Twice as nice to win the lottery

11:30 AM Fri, Feb 27, 2009 |

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Elinor and John T. Phillips are the lucky Hoosiers. They've won their second Lucky 5 Hoosier lottery prize.

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Spare the chips, spoil the teachers

10:43 AM Fri, Feb 27, 2009 |

SALEM, Ore. (AP) -- Some Oregon teachers want to be in the chips -- and the sodas, too. Sale of junk food in schools is banned in the state.

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Stay out of her kitchen!

7:49 AM Fri, Feb 27, 2009 |

ELYRIA, Ohio (AP) -- A 70-year-old Ohio woman is handy with a sauce pan -- and not just in the kitchen.

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Mucho grande burrito, "la bomba!"

7:34 AM Fri, Feb 27, 2009 |

LAS VEGAS (AP) -- You might be able to eat the whole enchilada, but how about the giant burrito?

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Look! It's Superman's first comic book!

2:17 PM Thu, Feb 26, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- It's a bird ... it's a plane ... no, it's a really expensive Superman comic.

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Something fishy here...

11:21 AM Thu, Feb 26, 2009 |

SOMERSET, Wis. (AP) -- There was something fishy -- about the fish. Lee Shehow won an ice fishing contest Saturday on a Wisconsin lake.

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Calling all wacky runners!

11:11 AM Thu, Feb 26, 2009 |

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Naked? OK. Booze? No way! That's the word now from organizers of the Bay to Breakers foot race in San Francisco.

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Party house needs no mortgage

6:27 AM Thu, Feb 26, 2009 |

WINNETKA, Ill. (AP) -- Police in the Chicago suburb of Winnetka say several teens turned an unoccupied home into a party house where they drank, smoked and made themselves comfortable for weeks.

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Vinegar so good, you'd steal for it

6:24 AM Thu, Feb 26, 2009 |

BEND, Ore. (AP) -- At least the thief has good taste. Someone's been swiping pricey bottles of balsamic vinegar from the Newport Avenue Market in Bend, Ore.

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Pie, falling out of the sky

6:19 AM Thu, Feb 26, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- The economic slump is taking a slice out of the pizza business.

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$25,000 for showing skin?

6:14 AM Thu, Feb 26, 2009 |

WESTMORE, Vt. (AP) -- Banning bare bottoms has a price. Next week, folks in Westmore, Vt., will be asked if they want to pony up 25 grand to enforce a ban on naked sunbathing.

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On track for flap-jacks

12:16 PM Wed, Feb 25, 2009 |

LIBERAL, Kan. (AP) -- Wichita State student Tasha Gallegos can really run -- even with a frying pan. She wins the 60th Pancake Day Race in a record time of 57.5 seconds.

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Not your everyday 9 to 5

12:03 PM Wed, Feb 25, 2009 |

IN THE EVERGLADES, Fla. (AP) -- Talk about a bad neighborhood! When Doug Updike goes to work he has to worry about running into alligators, poisonous snakes or snapping turtles.

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Buy a lottery ticket, win a house

11:14 AM Wed, Feb 25, 2009 |

DANVILLE, Calif. (AP) -- Brad and Susan Wells have a new $2 million home. And it only cost them 150 bucks.

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Excuse me sir, can you break a thousand?

7:58 AM Wed, Feb 25, 2009 |

TEXAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Got change for a grand? Banks don't see many $1,000 bills because the U.S. Treasury stopped printing them in 1945.

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Senior citizen to thief, "not so fast!"

7:47 AM Wed, Feb 25, 2009 |

STUART, Fla. (AP) -- A 75-year-old robbery victim was no easy mark.

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Happy meal, with extra pot

1:19 PM Tue, Feb 24, 2009 |

EDGEWATER, Md. (AP) -- A Maryland man is charged with serving more than Happy Meals at a McDonald's.


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Taxing marijuana?

12:10 PM Tue, Feb 24, 2009 |

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- One California lawmaker is high on pot -- as a way to ease the state's cash crunch.

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U of Boo

11:12 AM Tue, Feb 24, 2009 |

SLIPPERY ROCK, Pa. (AP) -- Emma isn't a student at Slippery Rock University in western Pennsylvania. She's a ghost. .

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World's skimpiest G-string

7:17 AM Tue, Feb 24, 2009 |

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) -- It's a big deal over something very small. Model Dani Sperle has set a new record for the skimpiest G-string at a Carnival parade in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

The samba dancer wore a strip of cloth just a fraction over an inch (3 centimeters). But she had plenty on her head. The O Globo newspaper reports the model wore a sparkly, silver headdress and matching arm bands.

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Frat gator released from university

7:15 AM Tue, Feb 24, 2009 |

PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) -- The gator's got to go. Now, the frat brothers at Delta Upsilon need a new mascot.

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Cave sweet cave

7:08 AM Tue, Feb 24, 2009 |

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- You've heard of a homeowner being underwater -- but how about underground?

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Schwarzenegger, not here to talk about the past...

1:40 PM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |

WASHINGTON (AP) -- California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is no stranger to athletic competition -- or to steroids. And the former champion bodybuilder says there's no place for drugs in sports these days.

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New Episcopal bishop is a Zen Buddhist

12:30 PM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |

ESCANABA, Mich. (AP) -- The new bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Northern Michigan is an ordained Zen Buddhist.

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Satanist convict suing for religious discrimination

12:23 PM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) -- A Montana jail inmate says he wants the right to practice his religion behind bars -- Santanism.

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Soda in the sky

11:15 AM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |

UNDATED (AP) -- The soda's on the house -- when on the plane. US Airways is going back to giving free soft drinks and coffee to passengers.

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"No explicit music, no cry"

6:38 AM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |

KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) -- Jamaican regulators say they are forbidding all explicit references to sex and violence over the airwaves.

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Santa loses fight against parking ticket

6:33 AM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- A New York City man who fought a parking ticket he got while dressed as Santa Claus and giving out toys says the city's response is more ho-hum than ho-ho.

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"Don't bring your guns to town"

6:27 AM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |

CAMDEN, Ark. (AP) -- Don't you just hate it when you forget something on the way to the bank? Well, police charge Larry Wayne Porchia forgot something -- he forgot to leave his gun at home.

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Santa sued for drunken conduct

6:20 AM Mon, Feb 23, 2009 |


CHICAGO (AP) -- One Chicago woman wants something from Santa -- and it's not a Christmas present. Antoinette Basso is suing Santa.

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93 Honda clocked at 137

12:59 PM Fri, Feb 20, 2009 |


GREENVILLE, N.Y. (AP) -- New York state troopers report an old Honda can go way too fast.

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Not a bad first day for rookie K-9

12:45 PM Fri, Feb 20, 2009 |


SAN DIEGO (AP) -- Not bad for a rookie. A patrol dog sniffed-out nearly 500 pounds of pot on his first night on duty.

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Crime and toilet punishment?

11:43 AM Fri, Feb 20, 2009 |


BURLINGTON, Iowa (AP) -- Jail officials in Des Moines County, Iowa, are flushing a plan to have inmates pay for their own T-P.

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Maytag man, "The most crooked guy in town"

6:51 AM Fri, Feb 20, 2009 |


RENO, Nev. (AP) -- Remember those old Maytag commercials with the repairman who had nothing to do? Well, a real Maytag repairman is in hot water for doing nothing, but charging for it.

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Your honor, poker is a skill.

6:40 AM Fri, Feb 20, 2009 |


COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- It's a lucky break for South Carolina poker players. A judge has ruled that Texas Hold 'em is a game of skill.

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This Bud. T.V. not for you

6:34 AM Fri, Feb 20, 2009 |


MILWAUKEE (AP) -- This Bud's not for you. At least not Bud.TV.

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Sagging pants trip burglar

1:00 PM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


PENSACOLA, Fla. (AP) -- Talk about getting caught with your pants down!

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Cattle trailer used for pot smuggling

12:40 PM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


SEATTLE (AP) -- Federal authorities have a beef with a guy driving a cattle trailer. Customs inspectors charge Edwin Fuller had nearly a ton of pot hidden under the trailer's floor boards.

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Excuse me, Hendrix Electric vodka

12:00 PM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |

SEATTLE (AP) -- The estate of rock guitarist Jimi Hendrix says it has won a trademark infringement lawsuit against a company that promoted Hendrix Electric vodka.

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Facebook helps break the case

11:48 AM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


AUBURN, Maine (AP) -- Three weeks after setting up a page on Facebook, a central Maine police department is crediting the social networking Web site with helping solve a vandalism case.

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Lance Armstrong's stolen bike recovered

9:58 AM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


SACRAMENTO (AP) -- Sacramento police have recovered Lance Armstrong's stolen bicycle.

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"Survivor" sailor rescued

9:27 AM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


LOS ANGELES (AP) -- One of Michael Wilson's sons is a former contestant on "Survivor." But Wilson is the real survivor.

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Donald Trump, "You're Fired!"

6:32 AM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- Real estate mogul Donald Trump and his daughter Ivanka are resigning from the board of directors of Trump Entertainment Resorts, the troubled casino company he once controlled.

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Stick this in your tank and drive it

6:30 AM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


SANDY, Utah (AP) -- A stash of grass can take the place of a lot of gas, but it won't do anything for mileage.

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Woman accused of illegal export to China

6:29 AM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


WASHINGTON (AP) -- A Maryland woman has been arrested on charges of sending miniature controls for small unmanned aircraft to China.

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Explosion used for publicity

5:36 AM Thu, Feb 19, 2009 |


ORANGE, Calif. (AP) -- Southern California cops know how to have a blast: blow something up.

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Firefighters called in to rescue man stuck on crane platform

2:56 PM Wed, Feb 18, 2009 |

LANCASTER, Pa. (AP) -- Corey Dick is high on his job. But getting down was a problem yesterday.

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Hundreds gather to break ukulele record

1:04 PM Wed, Feb 18, 2009 |

HONOLULU (AP) -- They're making the "uke" joint jump.

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Michael Jackson auctions awards, albums, art, etc.

10:20 AM Wed, Feb 18, 2009 |


LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The King of Pop is lightening his load.

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Ice-Joy Ride

9:27 AM Wed, Feb 18, 2009 |

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (AP) -- Three college students are steamed over their icy ride.

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Tough City law cracks down on idling cars

9:14 AM Wed, Feb 18, 2009 |


NEW YORK (AP) -- A new law seeks to cut pollution by giving vehicles just 60 seconds to idle in a school zone.

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Wedgie Capture

5:25 AM Wed, Feb 18, 2009 |

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.

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Thong Bandits

5:23 AM Wed, Feb 18, 2009 |

DENVER (AP) -- One of two Colorado men who used women's thong underwear to cover their faces while they robbed a convenience store has been sentenced to 12 years in prison.

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County clerk orders staff to stop answering phones

12:26 PM Tue, Feb 17, 2009 |

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) -- Call one county clerk's office in Colorado -- and you might not get an answer.

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