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All thongs allowed in Palm Springs

12:13 PM Tue, Mar 31, 2009 |

PALM SPRINGS, Calif. (AP) -- Thongs wrong? Not anymore in Palm Springs. The California desert resort wants college students to spend spring break there.

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Baggage handler naps, awakens in different city

8:16 AM Tue, Mar 31, 2009 |

BOSTON (AP) -- JetBlue reports it had a stowaway on a recent New York to Boston flight. But it wasn't someone trying to get a free ride, just an employee trying to catch a few "Z's."

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Hey, you, get off of my court!

6:55 AM Tue, Mar 31, 2009 |

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) -- It was Pistol Peter versus Big Blue. And now both mascots are in trouble.

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Tried in the canine court of law

6:18 AM Tue, Mar 31, 2009 |

WARREN, Mich. (AP) -- A judge is biting back, after a woman sued over an alleged police dog bite on the butt.

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Driving while sneezing causes accident

6:15 AM Tue, Mar 31, 2009 |

SALEM, Ore. (AP) -- "Bless you." And watch out! Authorities in Salem, Ore., are investigating a case of D-W-S, driving while sneezing.

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"Euthanize a toad day"

1:21 PM Mon, Mar 30, 2009 |

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- If you're a poisonous cane toad in Australia's Queensland state, you might not have survived the weekend.

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Runner up for the dumbest criminal goes to...

12:19 PM Mon, Mar 30, 2009 |

PORT HURON, Mich. (AP) -- A Michigan man who's accused of breaking into a gas station might have gotten his inspiration from "Prison Break."

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The winner, of the dumbest criminal goes to...

12:17 PM Mon, Mar 30, 2009 |

HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) -- A retired police chief says he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania."

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Kids excavate a mammoth bone

7:28 AM Mon, Mar 30, 2009 |

BARODA TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- This has to top what most kids bring home after digging around in the dirt.

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Stick a spear in your eye

7:12 AM Mon, Mar 30, 2009 |

SAO PAOLO, Brazil (AP) -- "Lucky" doesn't even start to describe Emerson de Oliveira Abreu.

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Olympiad for the unemployed

7:09 AM Mon, Mar 30, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- If you're out of work, and out of love for your former manager, here's a way to release frustration and aggression.

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No women allowed to vote in casino pow-wow

5:11 PM Fri, Mar 27, 2009 |

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A tribe trying to persuade the state Legislature to let it reopen its casino has run into a roadblock -- its rule barring women from voting in tribal council elections.

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House of 1,000 bees

1:05 PM Fri, Mar 27, 2009 |

VICTORIA, Texas (AP) -- You might make a beeline to the front door -- if you had thousands of bees in your house.

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President Obama, will you legalize it?

1:04 PM Fri, Mar 27, 2009 |

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Legalizing pot isn't the sort of change President Barack Obama can believe in.

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Food and drink prices stay put at Fenway

11:33 AM Fri, Mar 27, 2009 |

BOSTON (AP) -- Good news for Sox fans -- they won't be shelling out more for peanuts this season.

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Toilet-smoked sausage

8:07 AM Fri, Mar 27, 2009 |

CLALLAM BAY, Wash. (AP) -- An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison.

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You have the right to remain senseless

8:03 AM Fri, Mar 27, 2009 |

HARRISBURG, Pa.. (AP) -- No smell -- no badge. That's the ruling from a Pennsylvania appeals court.

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Please give back my Gordo

7:31 AM Fri, Mar 27, 2009 |

BALDWIN PARK, Calif. (AP) -- Someone has rolled off -- with the Gordo the skateboarding parrot. .

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Advertising infiltrates schools

3:59 PM Thu, Mar 26, 2009 |

POCATELLO, Idaho (AP) -- This history test is brought to you by... Ads are just about everywhere.

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You can't teach birth control to gerbils

2:04 PM Thu, Mar 26, 2009 |

BEIJING (AP) -- Gerbils in China are going on the pill. Forestry officials in western China say a gerbil population explosion threatens the area's fragile desert ecosystem.

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How many students can fit in a phone booth?

1:55 PM Thu, Mar 26, 2009 |

MORAGA, Calif. (AP) -- How many students can fit in a phone booth? The answer is 22 -- at least at St. Mary's College of California.

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Nip & tuck on the decline

7:10 AM Thu, Mar 26, 2009 |

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) -- The struggling economy cut into the cosmetic surgery business last year, but a doctor says he expects demand to return once the recession eases.

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Goat crossing on the interstate

7:08 AM Thu, Mar 26, 2009 |

NORTH CASTLE, N.Y. (AP) -- Got your goat? State troopers had to play goat herders on I-684 north of New York City earlier this week.

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Breast bandit strikes again

2:39 PM Wed, Mar 25, 2009 |

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. (AP) -- Fake boobs, fake I-D -- and real trouble. Police in Southern California charge a woman used a false identity to get breast implants and liposuction.

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Woman fakes kidnapping to cover up affair

12:48 PM Wed, Mar 25, 2009 |

DALLAS (AP) -- No, a Dallas woman wasn't kidnapped. But police say she made up the story to conceal a lover's tryst in Oklahoma.

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How many felonies can one mayor have?

11:46 AM Wed, Mar 25, 2009 |

SCRANTON, Pa. (AP) -- Ex-con Bob Bolus can run for mayor -- but he can't serve.

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$10 million for Yankee memorabilia

8:53 AM Wed, Mar 25, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- How much is an old urinal worth? Plenty, if it was in Yankee Stadium.

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EPA, will you go to the prom with me?

8:41 AM Wed, Mar 25, 2009 |

HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. (AP) -- It was a romantic touch -- but it doesn't wash with environmental officials.

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Nebraska town wants electric chair for tourist attraction

8:18 PM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Residents of a small southwest Nebraska town have a question for state officials: You're not doing anything with that old electric chair, are you?

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Parrot called a hero after saving choking child

2:17 PM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

DENVER (AP) -- A parrot whose cries of alarm alerted his owner when a little girl choked on her breakfast has been honored as a hero.

Willie, a Quaker parrot, has been given the local Red Cross chapter's Animal Lifesaver Award.

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Robbing the wrong restaurant

12:13 PM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

LAWRENCE, Mass. (AP) -- A robbery suspect picked the wrong Chinese restaurant. Not because of what's on the menu, but who was having dinner.

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Reeferendum in Massachusetts

11:34 AM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) -- City officials in Springfield, Mass., are a little out of joint -- over the state's liberalized pot law.

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Age clarified for 111 year old woman

11:31 AM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

FLINT TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Mattie Caldwell now knows how old she really is -- thanks to Uncle Sam.

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Taxi ride to the slammer

11:27 AM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

PRESCOTT, Ariz. (AP) -- The passenger wanted a ride to the jail -- and that was just fine with the cabbie.

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Pyrotechnics on the Potomac

7:10 AM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

WASHINGTON (AP) -- There will be an explosion in Washington tomorrow morning. But it's nothing to worry about. Just a little Hollywood on the Potomac.

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New Yankee Stadium offers more to hungry fans

7:06 AM Tue, Mar 24, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- Yankee fans will have more options than peanuts, beer or hot dogs this season. There's a new menu lineup at the new stadium in the Bronx.

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Senator Stuart Smalley bobblehead

1:35 PM Mon, Mar 23, 2009 |

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) -- Lots of people are shaking their heads over that never-ending Minnesota U.S. Senate race. Now, a bobblehead is shaking its head, too.

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Students working instead of spring break partying

11:26 AM Mon, Mar 23, 2009 |

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) -- Forget the bikinis and swim trunks. Some Harvard students will need work gloves this spring break.

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Pizza parlor robbery refund

7:33 AM Mon, Mar 23, 2009 |

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Giving the money back doesn't count -- at least for an accused robber.

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Hotel room with a doll house feel

7:11 AM Mon, Mar 23, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- Tiny is in -- during these tough times. A New York hotel is offering a touch of luxury on a small scale.

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Cookies that give you the munchies

5:19 PM Fri, Mar 20, 2009 |

TOPEKA, Kansas (AP) -- You've heard about pot brownies. But how about pot cookies?

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The devil went down to church

2:11 PM Fri, Mar 20, 2009 |

ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) -- The devil made her do it. That's what a Washington state ex-church employee claims after she was charged with stealing more than $73,000.

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Wife number one, meet wife number two

11:05 AM Fri, Mar 20, 2009 |

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. (AP) -- Police charge a Kansas man didn't try very hard to keep his wives separate. Charles L. Clemens Jr. is now facing bigamy and other felony charges.

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Wisconsin parmesan wins championship

7:13 AM Fri, Mar 20, 2009 |

GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- A Wisconsin parmesan is this year's big cheese.

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The biggest little fish in Montana

7:09 AM Fri, Mar 20, 2009 |

KALISPELL, Mont. (AP) -- It's the big one that didn't get away. Except in this case big is pretty tiny.

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Now hiring strippers

7:02 AM Fri, Mar 20, 2009 |

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) -- There's one company that's not going bust in Rhode Island -- the Foxy Lady strip club. And the Foxy Lady is hiring.

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Pineapple grenade creates a new golf "hazard"

11:23 AM Thu, Mar 19, 2009 |

AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) -- Talk about a golf course hazard! But in this case it wasn't sand or water -- it was explosive.

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"Creative Cups" provide awareness for breast cancer

11:19 AM Thu, Mar 19, 2009 |

GARDEN CITY, N.Y. (AP) -- Artists are busting out their bras -- to fight breast cancer.

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'Just for lawn' grass coloring

8:34 AM Thu, Mar 19, 2009 |

PERRIS, Calif. (AP) -- A Southern California town finds the grass is greener on the other side of the -- spray gun.

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Dog drops $400

8:21 AM Thu, Mar 19, 2009 |

APEX, N.C. (AP) -- Kelley Davis' dog has expensive tastes. Augie, the greater Swiss mountain dog, ate 400 bucks.

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Manny takes a swing at cricket

7:27 AM Thu, Mar 19, 2009 |

GILBERT, Ariz. (AP) -- Los Angeles Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez is trying his hand with a different sort of bat.

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Urination litigation

1:15 PM Wed, Mar 18, 2009 |

NORFOLK, Va. (AP) -- Call it a case about the equal right to pee. Virginia dock worker Sonya Tillett-Bond is accusing her union of discrimination.

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Pizza parlor bandit wants the dough

11:20 AM Wed, Mar 18, 2009 |

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- This bandit is more interested in the dough than the pizza. Several South Philadelphia pizza parlors report being held up by a man with a similar M.O.

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Where in the world is Ecuador?

8:04 AM Wed, Mar 18, 2009 |

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) -- Ecuador's missing. At least on a map for Brazilian school kids. A new geography text book for sixth-graders has a number of errors.

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Kibbles n' Coke

8:01 AM Wed, Mar 18, 2009 |

AUBURN, Mass. (AP) -- A Massachusetts state trooper wasn't barking up the wrong tree, when he decided to check out a bag of dog food.

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The priest that keeps on giving

7:11 AM Wed, Mar 18, 2009 |

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The Rev. Maurice Chase celebrated his 90th birthday yesterday. But he wasn't getting presents -- he was giving them.

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"Monkey bears" at the zoo

5:11 PM Tue, Mar 17, 2009 |

SAN DIEGO (AP) -- They're called "monkey bears." But they're more bear than monkey.

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Will the real Rip Van Winkle please stand up?

12:09 PM Tue, Mar 17, 2009 |

CORVALLIS, Ore. (AP) -- Rip Van Winkle isn't losing any sleep over his name. And yes, his name really is Rip Van Winkle.

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IWANTTOGOTONOTREDAME.COM

11:53 AM Tue, Mar 17, 2009 |

MUSKEGON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- The name of Rachel Harris' Web site says it all. The high school senior has created the site I Want To Go To Notre Dame.com.

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Bank drive-thru hold-up

7:16 AM Tue, Mar 17, 2009 |

PHARR, Texas (AP) -- A drive-thru lane at the bank sure is convenient. Even for a robber.

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Fifth annual Non-native Pet Amnesty Day

7:14 AM Tue, Mar 17, 2009 |

MIAMI (AP) -- Got a pesky rhesus monkey, Mexican spiny-tailed iguana or maybe a Cuban tree frog? Well, the exotic pets are illegal in Florida.

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There's no party, like a cell block party

7:07 AM Tue, Mar 17, 2009 |

MONTAGUE, Texas (AP) -- Imagine a jail that's so much fun, no one would want to escape.

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New slogan for USPS, better late than never

12:15 PM Mon, Mar 16, 2009 |

HUDSON, Ohio (AP) -- It's 47 years late, but a woman's postcard sent from Montana has finally arrived in northeastern Ohio.

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Paperless court of law

11:11 AM Mon, Mar 16, 2009 |

MOUNT GILEAD, Ohio (AP) -- It's BYOP at one Ohio court. The court says it will only accept new case filings from people who bring their own paper.

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List of offensive things in India, add Charlie Chaplin

7:59 AM Mon, Mar 16, 2009 |

NEW DELHI (AP) -- Charlie Chaplin, offensive? Some folks in India apparently think so. Hindu activists have stymied an effort to put up a Charlie Chaplin statue.

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Riding nude for energy independence

7:32 AM Mon, Mar 16, 2009 |

EUGENE, Ore. (AP) -- Despite rain and temperatures in the mid-40s, a group of bicyclists participated in a naked ride through downtown Eugene, Oregon, this weekend.

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Home fresh eggs

7:20 AM Mon, Mar 16, 2009 |

SAVANNAH, Ga. (AP) -- Margaret Kincaid loves her chickens. She says, "there's just something about a warm egg."

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Catapulting his way to a $60,000 scholarship

7:18 AM Mon, Mar 16, 2009 |

NORTH ANDOVER, Mass. (AP) -- A Massachusetts student has won an egg-cellent $60,000 college scholarship in a catapult contest.

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America's next top viking

2:18 PM Fri, Mar 13, 2009 |

RENO, Nev. (AP) -- Calling all Vikings. A Lake Tahoe, Nev., ski resort has issued a video casting call for three people, men or women, to play the role of Vikings in a national print and online ad campaign.

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Mayor, "pay your taxes and everything will be fine"

11:29 AM Fri, Mar 13, 2009 |

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- The mayor of Philadelphia drew some special attention when he named three lawyers who he says, together, owe more than $350,000 in back taxes, interest and penalties.

Mayor Michael Nutter held a news conference Wednesday on the sidewalk in front of the lawyers' offices, a two-minute walk from City Hall. He said if they don't pay by April 2, their business assets will be seized and sold by the sheriff.
>> Continue reading: Mayor, "pay your taxes and everything will be fine"



Forgetting what you're afraid of

11:29 AM Fri, Mar 13, 2009 |

TORONTO -- It's a scientific development that seems ripped from the script of the movie "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."

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Police chief still learning to protect and serve

11:07 AM Fri, Mar 13, 2009 |

ASHLAND, N.H. (AP) -- The newly elected police chief in one New Hampshire town is eager to get to work, but first he has to graduate from the police academy.

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Boy distributes drug money to students and teachers

7:42 AM Fri, Mar 13, 2009 |

ROSEMOUNT, Minn. (AP) -- A 16-year-old Minnesota boy has given away thousands of dollars to fellow students and a school aide.

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Russia, we need a locksmith

7:21 AM Fri, Mar 13, 2009 |

WASHINGTON (AP) -- We've all at one time or another been locked out of our house or car, right?

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Happy days in Utah

7:15 AM Fri, Mar 13, 2009 |

CASPER, Wyo. (AP) -- So, how are you feeling? If you live in Utah, probably pretty good. A new survey ranks states in terms of well-being.

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Drunk driver lives inside himself

3:46 PM Thu, Mar 12, 2009 |

EASTON, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A Pennsylvania man accused of driving drunk says a county court has no jurisdiction over him because he's his own country.

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The horse says... neigh to all the noise

2:50 PM Thu, Mar 12, 2009 |

OPELOUSAS, La. (AP) -- Some residents in Opelousas, Louisiana, say the cackles, bleats, neighs and moos of farm animals have no place in the city.

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If you scratch my back, I'll dress your coffin

12:00 PM Thu, Mar 12, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- A New York City funeral director is offering a deal to die for.

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Bloody contract not worth the napkin it's written on

7:27 AM Thu, Mar 12, 2009 |

SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) -- A California appeals court says a blood oath is a waste of hemoglobin.

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The airline lost my Xbox

6:53 AM Thu, Mar 12, 2009 |

CINCINNATI (AP) -- A Yale University student from Ohio has filed a lawsuit seeking $1 million from US Airways for a video game console he says was taken from his luggage.

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Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

4:03 PM Wed, Mar 11, 2009 |

LARGO, Fla. (AP) -- Driving with only three tires is a sure way to attract attention.

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Taxing lap dances

2:19 PM Wed, Mar 11, 2009 |

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- You might call it a "pole tax." The New York legislator who brought the nation its first law against driving while using a cell phone is proposing a $10 tax for patrons of nude and seminude dance clubs and strip bars.

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Marriage no longer a lawful word?

1:31 PM Wed, Mar 11, 2009 |

SACRAMENTO (AP) -- California's top election official says supporters can start collecting signatures for a proposed ballot measure to strike the word "marriage" from all state laws.

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Magician pulls fraud out of a box

12:28 PM Wed, Mar 11, 2009 |

SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) -- A magician who had claimed he shipped himself in a crate aboard a cargo plane from upstate New York to Las Vegas now admits it was an elaborate hoax.

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A streetcar named matrimony

7:59 AM Wed, Mar 11, 2009 |

CINCINNATI (AP) -- Kristen Myers and Chris Heckman don't want the usual toasters and blenders as wedding gifts.

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$10,000 for falling rock

7:58 AM Wed, Mar 11, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- New Yorkers can still profit from the boom. But it's not on Wall Street or in real estate.

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Columbian curriculum to include arachnids

7:35 AM Wed, Mar 11, 2009 |

BOGOTA (AP) -- The creepy and crawly can be good for you -- at least that's the message that Dario Gutierrez preaches to sometimes squeamish students in Colombian schools.

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30 minutes or it's free

1:19 PM Tue, Mar 10, 2009 |

FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) -- The pizza's on the house -- the firehouse.

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Whet your Whopper whistle

11:48 AM Tue, Mar 10, 2009 |

UNDATED (AP) -- Burger lovers can belly up to the bar. Burger King is introducing the first Whopper Bar at the Universal Orlando Resort in Florida today.

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Ponzi piggy bank

11:16 AM Tue, Mar 10, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- It's a piggy bank that keeps your money. That's New York artist Palmer Murphy's take on the Bernard Madoff financial scandal.

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Gambler loses pants, and his money

7:16 AM Tue, Mar 10, 2009 |

TULSA, Okla. (AP) -- Police in Tulsa, Okla., report a man was robbed by two women after he won about $2,000 at the Creek Nation Casino.

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What's your name? Marijuana Pepsi. Seriously

1:02 PM Mon, Mar 09, 2009 |

BELOIT, Wis. (AP) -- You might think a name like Marijuana Pepsi is right of out an old Cheech and Chong stoner flick. But Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer is the real name of a Beloit, Wis., high school teacher.

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Free rides for pets and their owners

12:35 PM Mon, Mar 09, 2009 |

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) -- Taxi driver Margaret Grassie wants to take animal lovers for a ride.

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That's quite a hook collection

11:36 AM Mon, Mar 09, 2009 |

SULPHUR, La. (AP) -- Tom Ashe is "hooked" on art collecting. But the tiny sculptures he prizes also look tasty to fish.

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Calling all aliens

11:08 AM Mon, Mar 09, 2009 |

LAUGHLIN, Nev. (AP) -- Cari Barlow might not look like an alien. But she says she's part Reptilian.

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Couldn't stay away from jail

7:42 AM Mon, Mar 09, 2009 |

WOODBINE, Georgia (AP) -- Harry Jackson didn't get caught breaking out of jail. He was nabbed trying to break back in.

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How old am I?

7:11 AM Mon, Mar 09, 2009 |

FLINT TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Happy 108th birthday Mattie Caldwell! Or is it 111? She's not sure.

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eBay mistake leaves school administrators red-faced

11:59 PM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

EAST STROUDSBURG, Pa. (AP) -- Officials in one eastern Pennsylvania school district are red-faced after making a costly mistake on eBay.

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Police dress as firefighters to arrest man

8:06 PM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

NEWPORT, N.H. (AP) -- Police in Newport, N.H., say they dressed as firefighters to trick and arrest a man.

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Manilow vs Mall Rats

3:12 PM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- It'll be Barry Manilow versus the mall rats.

The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there-- or at least convince them to go elsewhere.

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What seems to be the officer, problem?

1:19 PM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

EDMOND, Okla. (AP) -- Drunk driving is a serious enough charge. But Aaron Green is accused of doing it in a stolen police car.

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Hold on, and suck in!

1:08 PM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

LONDON (AP) -- Want to loose that beer gut, but not the beer? Then how about a man girdle?

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Philly brew-ha-ha

12:10 PM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Philly beer lovers have something to celebrate. Philadelphia's second annual Beer Week starts today.

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Bus driver solicits snowball hitmen

11:12 AM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

STERLING, Va. (AP) -- Lots of kids throw snowballs at school buses. But one suburban Washington school bus driver is in trouble with the law, accused of egging on a snowball attack.

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Club THC gets busted in Illinois

7:42 AM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) -- The operator of a medical marijuana club was being held in the Sangamon County Jail following his arrest during a raid on the facility.

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What a decorative lawn toilet.

7:39 AM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

SNELLVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- A city councilman in Georgia has gone from potty to potted. The mayor of Snellville urged officials to crack down on City Councilman Robert Jenkins.

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We want a state bug, and we want it now!

7:15 AM Fri, Mar 06, 2009 |

LAS VEGAS (AP) -- Something is bugging Nevada school kids -- the lack of a state insect.

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Clothing still optional at the lake

1:20 PM Thu, Mar 05, 2009 |

WESTMORE, Vt. (AP) -- Swimsuits will stay optional at one Vermont lake this summer. Lake Willoughby's Southwest Cove is a popular spot with fans of the all-over tan.

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Debit, credit or robbery?

11:31 AM Thu, Mar 05, 2009 |

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) -- Mistake one: Trying rob a convience store. Mistake two: Using your cash card during the holdup.

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High school girl can dunk

11:26 AM Thu, Mar 05, 2009 |

HOUSTON (AP) -- Remember the name Brittney Griner. The high school senior just might change the game of women's basketball.

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Mayor caught breaking and entering

6:34 AM Thu, Mar 05, 2009 |

BROWNSVILLE, Texas (AP) -- Brownsville, Texas, Mayor Pat Ahumada in an animal lover. But he went to the rescue of a Great Dane that didn't need saving.

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Buy a trailer on eBay for a dollar

6:29 AM Thu, Mar 05, 2009 |

EAST STROUDSBURG, Pa. (AP) -- One Pennsylvania school district gets an "F" for Internet marketing.

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Cars running on empty

6:25 AM Thu, Mar 05, 2009 |

GENEVA (AP) -- Want a car that will run on nothing but air? No, this isn't a bunch of hot air.

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What's your store policy on returning lost teeth?

11:44 AM Wed, Mar 04, 2009 |

FALMOUTH, Mass. - A customer shopping at a Wal-Mart for a wallet claims he found something that definitely didn't fit the bill: human teeth.

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Students, please take your excercise balls

12:39 PM Tue, Mar 03, 2009 |

FORT COLLINS, Colo. (AP) -- Tiffany Miller can't tell the kids in her fourth-grade class to take their chairs. They don't have any.

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Workout to generate usable energy

11:58 AM Tue, Mar 03, 2009 |

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Running on treadmill in one Oregon gym does more than work up a sweat. The exercisers are also generating electricity.

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President Obama "The Entertainer"

11:34 AM Tue, Mar 03, 2009 |

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Barack Obama is not only the commander-in-chief -- he's also the entertainer-in-chief.

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Happy Square Root Day! 3-3-09

8:04 AM Tue, Mar 03, 2009 |

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. (AP) -- Happy Square Root Day. For the math challenged, today is 3/3/09 and three is the square root of nine.

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Pigs in an abode

7:59 AM Tue, Mar 03, 2009 |

GIG HARBOR, Wash. (AP) -- There are a bunch of pigs living in Steve and Priscilla Valentine's house. But it's no pigsty.

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50, the new zero

7:29 AM Tue, Mar 03, 2009 |

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Nothing equals zero again in the Pittsburgh Public Schools.

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Equal opportunity employment at the zoo

12:48 PM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

LONDON (AP) -- Summer job applicants at Britain's Twycross Zoo are usually students, but not this recession year.

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Wake up with solar in your cup

11:59 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

WATERBURY, Vt. (AP) -- Soon, you'll be able to get your coffee black, light or even solar.

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Landlord empties wrong apartment

11:11 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- A Wisconsin man left his apartment for just five hours. But he came home to find everything gone. A quick thief? No, just a landlord's goof.

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Beijing teen hot-wires Beijing bus, causes chaos

11:00 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

BEIJING (AP) -- A 13-year-old boy apparently hot-wired a public bus and took it on a joyride in downtown Beijing and crashed it into a dozen vehicles in a scene witnesses likened to a blockbuster movie, state media reported Monday.

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$200,000 stamp to go on auction block

8:35 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

LONDON (AP) -- A rare and coveted U.S. stamp will be offered for sale at an auction in Britain this week.

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Former mayor plans for his demise

8:29 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

NEW YORK (AP) -- Former New York City mayor Ed Koch isn't ready to die but he's already made his arrangements for that day.

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Catch me if you can!

7:49 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

DULUTH, Minn. (AP) -- A Minnesota man is behind bars after allegedly stealing a car and repeatedly calling 911 to brag to police that they would not catch him.

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Big billboard is watching you

7:16 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

DETROIT (AP) -- The big eyes are giving some people the creeps.

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Dog, missing 9 years, returned to family

6:55 AM Mon, Mar 02, 2009 |

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) -- A German shepherd named Astro who has been missing from his family for more than 9 years is finally home.

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Alarm company: Um, sir? Your house is on fire

11:53 PM Sun, Mar 01, 2009 |

POMFRET, Conn. (AP) -- A Connecticut man was so engrossed with the tunes on his iPod that he didn't realize his house was on fire -- until his alarm company called.

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Crook sets new standard for dumb thieves

7:50 PM Sun, Mar 01, 2009 |

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) -- Corpus Christi police didn't have to go far to examine the scene of one crime -- the theft of guns from a police car.

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Car thief nabbed after calling 911 to brag to police

2:45 PM Sun, Mar 01, 2009 |

This guy is making a serious run for the title of dumbest crook of the year.

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