Taylor: October 2009 Archives

In the world of odd-news blogging, one comes across many extraordinary feats of stupidity - a fact that's led this blogger to believe there are more hapless, half-witted doofs out there than one can shake a stick at.

This is especially true for drunks who are busted driving things that aren't cars.

There was the guy accused of driving a riding lawn mower through a fast-food drive-thru after a few too many, and the guy who got a DWI for riding a horse, and who could forget t...

>> Continue reading: Man busted driving drunk on La-Z-Boy recliner

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If you happen to be a pudgy naked guy with a penchant for boogying in the buff, Dallas police would like a word with you.

Apparently, some weirdo has been bursting into random people's backyards in his birthday suit and either dancing or -- if there's a pool - skinny-dipping before running away.

According to The Dallas Morning News, police believe he may have been doing it since 2005.

Ummm ... That's one way to meet your neighbors.

>> Continue reading: Dallas cops seek naked backyard dancer

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If you're ever late for work because you were caught in a traffic jam of circus animals, you're probably better off lying about it.

There's no way your boss is gonna buy that bull-oney sandwich.

Granted, it might seem like an unlikely predicament, but it happened in Dublin. For real.

According to the Associated Press, Alexander Scholl, owner of the Circus Sydney, was attempting to cart his llamas and goats across town when they went all Shawshank on him and busted out of their crates.

SWEET FREEWAY FREEDOM!

>> Continue reading: Wayward circus animals cause traffic jam

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