Taylor: November 2008 Archives

Have you ever been told that you are your own worst enemy?

Yes?

Have you ever been told that you are Roy Travis Aguilar?

I hope not. Because if you are, you're in big trouble.

You see, Roy Aguilar, 21, is currently lounging in a New Mexico jail after running over himself with his car, the Associated Press reports.

... Yeah.

>> Continue reading: Alleged drunk driver runs over himself. Oops.

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These days, it isn't enough for the dog to eat your homework.

Today's kids are attempting to pull the wool over their teachers' eyes with some seriously high-tech - and seriously stupid - excuses, the UK's Telegraph reports.

Apparently the kids think their teachers don't know enough about technology to catch them in their fibs.

You know, because most teachers still bring their abacus to math class and commute to school in Conestoga wago...

>> Continue reading: Kids try to fool teachers with high-tech excuses

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Ahhh, the family.

You're pretty much stuck with those guys, unless, of course, you can arrest them and stick them in the big house.

MWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA.

>> Continue reading: Cop jails 48 family members, never has to eat broccoli again

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Got bugs? No problem. Get bats!

Got bats? Uhhhh ... You're on your own, buddy.

A Florida town has decided the best way to deal with their bug problem is to release a bunch of bats in the area, the Associated Press reports.

Yaaaaaay!

You know, because the only thing that is more awesome than a sky full of mosquitoes is a sky full of shrieking, toxic-pooping, winged rat thingies.

>> Continue reading: Got bugs? Get bats! Got bats? Uhh ... Move?

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