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Taylor: August 2008 Archives


Granny checks herself instead of her bags

9:46 AM Thu, Aug 28, 2008 |
Taylor

OK folks, it's time to fly.

Turn off your iPods, put away your tray tables, put your seats in the locked and upright position and remove your grandmother from the baggage claim area.

An elderly woman in a Stockholm airport misunderstood directions while checking in for her flight and put herself on the baggage shoot instead of her luggage, the AFP reports.

Sheesh, between reindeer and airports, the world is a dangerous place for grandma.

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Burglary turns to boobery when shoelace snags crook

12:21 PM Fri, Aug 22, 2008 |
Taylor

Hello, dear readers! Welcome to nincompoop theatre. Today's karmic wedgie comes to us courtesy of England.

The Daily Mail reports a burglar got more than he bargained for when his thievery was foiled by an errant shoelace.

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Mayor beckons fat, ugly women to his town

11:18 AM Wed, Aug 20, 2008 |
Taylor

This just in from the Dept. of Things Australian Mayor John Molony Should've Known Already: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Molony, mayor of a small town called Mount Isa, found this out the hard way when he beckoned fat, ugly women to come to his remote mining town to find love.

Smooooth mooooove, Ex-Lax.

Molony made the comments on a national radio show after observing that in his town, where men outnumber women five to one, "beauty-disadvantaged" ladies are hot commodities, the AFP reports.

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Granny, get your gun!

12:58 PM Tue, Aug 19, 2008 |
Taylor

Granny, get your gun!

An 85-year-old great-grandma from North Carolina busted open a big old can of "Ohnoyoudidn't" on a bumbling baddie who broke into her home, WPXI.com reports.

According to the cops, the 17-year-old suspect snuck into Leda Smith's house overnight in a bid to burgle her.

What he didn't know was ... well ... granny don't play.

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