Taylor: March 2008 Archives
4:01 PM Tue, Mar 25, 2008 | Permalink
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Calling all morons!
Indiscriminately giving out one's phone number is never a bright idea. But leaving your digits at the scene of a robbery is just plain ... well ... funny.
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4:02 PM Wed, Mar 19, 2008 | Permalink
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Add this to your list of homeowner's woes: Roof weenies.
And we're not talking the Oscar Mayer kind.
A man in Phoenix was surprised and a little disturbed when the local news informed him there was a giant male sex organ painted on his roof.
And the best part is ... it had been there for six months without him knowing.
Surprise!
AZCentral.com reports the painting was left on the roof by the guys' buddies during his bachelor party.
"I think it's hilarious," art beneficiary Ryan Walker said. "If you woke up and the news is at your house, and you had a giant penis...
2:36 PM Tue, Mar 18, 2008 | Permalink
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Ever been told to 'get a life?' You may be in luck. Some dude in Australia is selling his on eBay.
Seriously.
Ian Usher, 44, decided the only way to start fresh after his failed marriage was to hold an Ian-Usher-super-blowout-everything-must-go-clearance of sorts, Reuters reports.
But we're not talking about a garage sale here. Usher's hawking his house, his job and even his buddies, all in a bid to make himself a new man.
"It's time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me," Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television.
And it's a packaged dea...
4:33 PM Sun, Mar 16, 2008 | Permalink
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It's just like your mom always told you: If you're ever the victim of a meat heist, and the bad guy threatens you with a big log of frozen Italian sausage, hit him in the face with an equally frozen ham ... and wear clean underwear in case you have an accident.
You mom is so violent.
But in this case, she was right.
A meat thief got a face full of frozen ham-flavored justice when he tried to swipe some goods from a restaurant freezer in Gloucester, Mass., the Associated Press reports.
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12:51 PM Sat, Mar 15, 2008 | Permalink
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Hey, dead guy -- yeah, I'm talking to you. No dying allowed here. Seriously. So get your no-good carcass outta town or I'll have to make you ... double dead ... or something.
A village in France has banned residents from taking a dirt nap in their territory unless they own a spot in the local cemetery, News.com.au reports.
What's more, they've promised "severe punishment" for offenders.
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12:17 PM Mon, Mar 03, 2008 | Permalink
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If you're caught getting frisky with a Henry Hoover, saying you were merely vacuuming your underpants is probably not going to fool too many people.
Then again, is there really an excuse that would?
Sexy.
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