Taylor: December 2007 Archives

File this under "True, Things That Aren't."

A dude took the definition of behind-the-wheel boobery to a whole new level last week when he blamed his fender bender on ... wait for it ... waaaaait for it ... a pterodactyl.

No matter how many times your pterodactyl asks, do not let him drive.
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Think your family's nuts? Have we got a song ... or two ... for you!

A mental health facility in the UK made a humorous boo-boo when they published a top ten list of "Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed," The Daily Mail reports.

Tee Hee.

Fa la la la la la la la lunatics
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Unable to get a Wii for the good boy or girl in your life? Tired of throwing elbows with the masses at the mall? In need of a unique gift for that special sinner who has absolutely everything?

Why not reserve them a spot in heaven?

All this and more can be yours for the bargain price of $12.79!
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File this under "Ideas, Bad":

An LA company is trying to sell a game show called "Who Wants to Marry a U.S. Citizen," Reuters reports.

You know, because that whole millionaire-marrying one worked out so well.

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