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October 2009
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It's sad when your favorite childhood TV characters turn to a life of crime. Sigh. But Cookie isn't perpetrating hold-ups on Sesame Street - he's hitting up banks in the heartland. Tulsa police told KOTV that some dude armed with a cookie (nom nom nom nom nom) waltzed into a Bank of Oklahoma branch last week and initiated what can only be described as the lamest robbery of all time. Snacking on his cookie, the dude passed the teller a note that read "give me 6---$ for beer for the homeless." Uhhhh ... yeah.
Police said the teller was shaken up, but kept her wits about her long enough to hand the note back and say "no." Good thing she knew that the word "no" is like kryptonite to cookie-eating doofuses in need of beer money. Once he got dissed, Cookie just turned around and tromped out of the bank, his blue, fuzzy feet dragging and his googley eyes downcast. Apparently, the same guy was seen a few hours prior to the ... uhhh ... heist ... walking along the drive-through aisle waving at tellers. That's a good way to go unnoticed. "He's a pretty unusual-looking character," TPD Sgt. Dave Walker told KOTV. "We expect someone in the area will know him." Hahaha. "C" is for "crookie." 3 CommentsLeave a comment |
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He should have brought Grover and Oscar along for backup.
You mean to tell me that they did not catch the cookie monster? How could you miss a big blue cookie monster running down the street. They must have the " lamest " police force in the nation in Tulsa if they can't catch a big blue cookie monster. Mabey the town is full of cookie monsters and he blended in to a crowd. Way to go Cookie Monster, too bad ya did'nt get your beer, uhm, I mean cookie money!!!
talk about dumb criminal story!!!