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October 2009
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I hereby nominate this man to the Weird World Hall of Fame: Smartypants Division. When police found Sando "Birthday Suit" Hamilton walking around stark naked Nebraska's Wilderness Park, he told them he'd been robbed. According to the Lincoln Journal Star, Hamilton told the cops a dude with a gun came up to rob him, but when he had no money, the thief ran off with his clothes. ... Indeed. But it turns out - shocker alert - that was a leeeetle bit of a fib. You see, it may just be that Sando "Lie Me a River" Hamilton was never robbed at all. Not a good idea, right? But it gets even better. Police believe he walked around naked for about an hour to cool off, and then he couldn't find his clothes again. And that, dear readers, is what this blogger calls "hilarious." Methinks there are several things to be learned from Sando "Hot Stuff" Hamilton. First of all, unless you were wearing a cloak of dollar bills, police are unlikely to believe you've been robbed of your clothes. Secondly, getting caught naked could earn you an award from a dorky blogger. But most of all, the hijinks of Sando "No Pants" Hamilton teach us that Wilderness Park is really kind of a dumb name. I mean, come on. It's like "Outdoors Park" or "There Are Plants Here Park" or "Discovery Green." Ummm ... wait ... nix that last one. Aaaawkward. Anyway, Hamilton's alleged fib could end up being as costly as it is humorous. He was arrested and jailed, and is now facing charges of indecent exposure AND lying to Johnny Law. Buuuuuuusted. 1 CommentsLeave a comment |
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My clothes never get stolen because I don't wear them!