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April 2009
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Have you ever met someone who has no inner monologue? I often say this about my mother. Like, she'll be sitting there doing things that moms do, except she's giving a play-by-play narration of her activities to no one in particular. "I'm going to buy these apples," she'll say, looking pleasantly off to her left, unaware of the two of three people standing next to her in the grocery line who are wondering if they should acknowledge her plans. Since she's not a crook, her stream-of-consciousness soliloquies are--at their worst - marginally embarrassing. Not so for Michael Anthony Sessions. Police in Vero Beach, Fla., say Sessions had a serious case of the walkie-talkies when he stole a bottle of booze from a liquor store and went out back to drink it ... while telling the clerk he was doing just that, the TC Palm reports. The cashier told police Sessions sauntered right on in, grabbed a $16 bottle of vodka, told her "I'm stealing this and going around back to drink it," and went right along his merry way. The clerk said, as he walked out the door, Sessions helpfully suggested that she "call the cops." Seriously. When police got there, they found Sessions right where he said he would be - drinking his pilfered spirits in the back of the building. Deputies arrested him and took him to jail. "I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law ...." |
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