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March 2009
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December 2008 ArchivesDo you have a bad dog? Does he tear up your trash? Go you-know-what in the house? Attempt to have relations with your babysitter's leg? Well, that's nothing compared to a particular pooch in Murray, Utah. He took dog badness to a whole new level: Shoplifting. Yeah. Somebody call in the K-9 unit. There's a four-legged fugitive among us.
I don't know about you guys, but there are a lot of things I want out of the man in my life. You know, I want him to be smart, I want him not to poot at the dinner table, I want him to buy me a Blackberry for Christmas. I do not want him to smell like a flame-broiled Whopper.
An unsuccessful robber got his just desserts served up with a side of McAwesome at a San Antonio McDonald's Tuesday night. According to KSAT.com, the bumbling baddie burst in to the burger joint, approached a cashier and demanded money. But the cashier wasn't having it. Police said he just laughed in the crook's face and told him to get a job. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn. Are you tired of decking your halls with boughs of holly? Have we got the solution for you. Thanks to some lady at the Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington, Illinois, you can now decorate your halls -- and whatever else you fancy -- with reindeer poop! You know, because nothing says Christmas like a tree full of turds!
Ahhh, the holidays - that special time of year when families get together to put the "fun" in dysfunctional. You know the traditions: the mistletoe, the gifts, the cheer, the carols, that ever-present gallon jug of egg nog and everyone's time-honored yule tide favorite, the Christmas tree javelin intra-family death match. Wait ... ummm ... never mind about the Christmas tree part. That only happens in Florida. |
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