October 2008 Archives

Welcome to today's edition of Lifestyles of the Rich and Felonious!

We've got just the thing for all those thieving baddies out there who need to get their posh on: Getaway limos.

That's right.

Because today's hardened crook shouldn't be forced to do without while on the lam.

>> Continue reading: Hoity-toity crook busted in getaway limo

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Forget about cat burglars - the newest threat to your home looks more like the Hamburglar ... with a tail.

Bill Hyde and his wife learned this firsthand while watching a movie in their Dallas home.

They were just sitting there, busting a chill, when something started rattling and shaking in the living room near the front door, The Dallas Morning News reports.

(Dun dun DUUUUUUN!)

>> Continue reading: Raccoon goes gangster on Taser-wielding cops

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Note to self: Crime may not pay, but it can pair well with a nice Chianti and a plate of pasta.

Detectives in a Dallas suburb are hoping to ketchup with a band of red-handed vandals who've been bombing buildings with spaghetti sauce.

Mmmmm ... criminal mischief.

According to police, there have been at least eight incidents in which the jars of sauce have been tossed at cars and homes in the Frisco area, the Dallas Morning News reports.

>> Continue reading: Cops try to ketchup with spaghetti sauce vandals

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After a few too many, any old bed feels juuuuuuust right.

Now, Goldilocks probably wasn't much of a drinker, but some dude in Maryland is.

He channeled the fabled home invader and took the beer scooter straight to a bed that fit his liking - except it was a bed in someone else's house.

Whoops.

>> Continue reading: Drunk dude stumbles to bed in someone else's house ... Surprise!

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You know your day is off to a bad start when you sit down with your morning coffee and paper and read that you are dead.

Sheesh. Always the last to know, right?

It sounds strange, but it happened to a guy in Leander, Texas. The best part? He wasn't just any guy - he was the mayor, keyetv.com reports.

The Leander Ledger mistakenly printed a caption saying Mayor John Cowman had bit the dust under a photograph of him and the woman who actually expired.

Uhhh ... oops!

>> Continue reading: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! You're dead!

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