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Everyone knows you can't teach an old dog new tricks. But here's a new one, made especially for one Victor Rodriguez of Bridgeport, Connecticut : You can't teach a pet snake any tricks at all, no matter how old it is. Idiot.
You see, Rodriguez is the proud owner of a 9-foot python. Instead of running away or oh, I don't know, surrendering, Rodriguez stayed put and ordered his slithery sidekick to attack police. Sadly, Rodriguez did not pay attention in Biology. For one thing, snakes to not have ears. For another, it's a snake, for Pete's sake. Seriously. Police Lt. James Viadero said when the police entered the apartment, Rodriguez told the snake to "get them!" It didn't. Both Rodriguez and his snake were taken away -- Rodriguez to the can, the snake to animal control. 4 CommentsLeave a comment |
She should be slapped for dating someone so stupid, and he should be banned from ever having another pet. What an idiot! Although I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall to watch the cops laugh their butts off.
so did the snake listen to him?
Poor snake having such a stupid owner. Sounds like Rodriguez needed to go to animal control too. I just hope the snake doesn't pay for his dumb@#@ owner's crime.
wow the gf is dumb for callin the cops cuz OMG PPL guess wat........SNAKES CANT HEAR THE ONLY SENSE VIBRATION (crowd:*gasps*my goodnes really *more gasps*)