According to reports, when the doughy rug cutter is caught, he claims to be on a fraternity scavenger hunt which requires him to bust a move for a stranger.

Riiiight.

And then the dancing begins.

On one occasion, the woman whose house he was in said she wasn't sure how to handle the situation.

So she just sat there and watched. After he was finished, he gave her a hug, put his hand on her rear end, gathered the dollar bills off the floor and left.

OK, maybe not the dollar bills part, but the rest of it is true.

A similar incident happened in April, police said.

They believe the dude is either a residential burglar or a sexual deviant.

But this blogger thinks he might just be a real live boogie man ... you can't stop the music, people.