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Funeral home burglar plays dead, goes to jail

11:40 AM Wed, Apr 02, 2008 |
Taylor
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Don't blame me -- I'm just a dead guy!

If you're ever busted burgling a funeral home in Spain, the cops are probably not going to mistake you for a corpse unless you are, in fact, deceased.

But unfortunately for a 23-year-old dude in Burjassot (but happily for this blog) he wasn't scared to death when he was caught breaking into the Crespo Funeral Home. He was just scared stupid.

Dead serious.

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Hey guys, does this outfit make me look dead? Sweeeeet...

Neighbors alerted police after they heard him forcing open the front door of the funeral parlor, the Associated Press reports.

But rather than surrender, the 23-year-old baddie decided to play possum.

He climbed up into a glass case used to display the dearly departed during wakes and got his croak on.

The only problem was, he was breathing. That, and he wasn't exactly dressed for eternal rest.

"The custom here is for dead people to be dressed in suits, in nice clothes that look presentable. This guy was in everyday clothes that were wrinkled and dirty," a cop at the scene said. "He was trying to fake being dead, but he was breathing."

Police said the guy had served time before for robbery.



3 Comments

k v sebren said:

what an idiot!!! wonder what this guy planned on stealing?

lmt said:

a new brain!!!

I think he's an idiot too.


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