It seems Arwel Hughes had one too many Jedi juices and decided to turn to the dark side.

Unfortunately for him, in the real world, the dark side lands you in court.

Hughes allegedly hopped over Jones' fence wearing a trash bag and a cape, shouting "Darth Vader," laughing and swinging a metal crutch around.

Hughes told the court he didn't even remember the attack until he read about it in the paper the next morning.

But even when he's three sheets to the wind, Darth can fight. He managed to land blows on both the cousins, and they suffered minor injuries.

He still has no idea where the crutch came from, but he'll have plenty of time to think about it while he waits for his next court date in May.