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May 2008
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It's just like your mom always told you: If you're ever the victim of a meat heist, and the bad guy threatens you with a big log of frozen Italian sausage, hit him in the face with an equally frozen ham ... and wear clean underwear in case you have an accident. You mom is so violent. But in this case, she was right. A meat thief got a face full of frozen ham-flavored justice when he tried to swipe some goods from a restaurant freezer in Gloucester, Mass., the Associated Press reports. Joe Scola told police he saw a dude trying to run out of his eatery with an armload of meat from his freezer, but he wasn't having it. He ran after the baddie and started taking back his stock. But the suspect raised a 5-pound log of frozen Italian meat over his head in a threatening manner -- no doubt about to deliver a club sandwich ... har har har. Scola thought fast and busted the meat-wielding sneak in the kisser with a frozen ham. Shazzam! The bad guy dropped the stolen loot and took off. Police have yet to find him. |
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