Add this to your list of homeowner's woes: Roof weenies.

And we're not talking the Oscar Mayer kind.

A man in Phoenix was surprised and a little disturbed when the local news informed him there was a giant male sex organ painted on his roof.

And the best part is ... it had been there for six months without him knowing.

Surprise!

AZCentral.com reports the painting was left on the roof by the guys' buddies during his bachelor party.

"I think it's hilarious," art beneficiary Ryan Walker said. "If you woke up and the news is at your house, and you had a giant penis on your roof what would you think?"

Unfortunately for Walker, not everyone on his block is a fan of modern art (or no longer in the third grade). Some were less than amused.

"That was a little eye opener," neighbor Darnell Whitfield said. "It was like a hit of coffee or something in the face. A penis on the roof. I was like, 'Huh? Are you serious?'"

Walker's next door neighbor said she didn't mind -- as long as it was on someone else's house.

The city said the impromptu painting would only be taken up by the Neighborhood Services Department if someone complains.

In that case, they'd ask that Walker remove it.

But Walker says it likely won't come to that. He'll probably paint over it, just to be a good neighbor.

Want a man's perspective on anatomic art? Check out our newest blog, For Men Only.

By Taylor Timmins

1 Comments

Anonymous said:

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUNNY GUY FROM JAMACA?

March 20, 2008 8:33 AM

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