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I'd love to rob you sometime -- call me!

4:01 PM Tue, Mar 25, 2008 |
Taylor
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Calling all morons!

Indiscriminately giving out one's phone number is never a bright idea. But leaving your digits at the scene of a robbery is just plain ... well ... funny.

Cops in Chicago were pleased this week when a world-class, marquee ding dong left his cell phone number with employees at a muffler shop he was trying to rob, instructing them to give him a call when they could open the safe, WBBM reports.

The 18-year-old baddie reportedly ran into the shop, waving a gun, declaring a robbery. But the staff told him all the cash was in the safe, and only the manager could get it out.

Undeterred by the burden of a working brain, the would-be robber left his number with the staff in the hopes the manager would return, call him and invite him to continue with his plundering.

Except it didn't exactly work out like that.

The employees called the cops, who sent plainclothes officers to the scene. Those officers called the robber back.

In a breathtaking defiance of good sense, the dude came back, waving his gun around again.

This time, he got shot in the leg.

TaaDaaa!

Score one for the good guys.

By Taylor Timmins



16 Comments

chris said:

hahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Trevor Munkee said:

i have to agree with Chris on this one, and echo his statement. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HA

david said:

and they say that kids aren't getting dumber ??? did he honestly think they were going to call him back and let him steal the cash wowowowowoow and yes im going to have to echo the first comments as well its a moral emparitive
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Krystle said:

Bahahahaaa! De de dee, kids these days! He must have brained his damage! LOL!

Scott G. said:

Stupidity is endless isn't it. And to echo prior comments, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!5

Gary said:

Awwww.. I bet his parents are so proud of their little boy!

Anonymous said:

Another criminal who left his brain at home

kathyka said:

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
COMO DICE RUBEN BLADES EN SU FAMOSA CANCION "PEDRO NAVAJA"...
"SI ES QUE EN ESTOS TIEMPOS...
HASTA PARA SER MALEANTE...
HAY QUE ESTUDIAR"
"PEDRO NAVAJA, MATON DE ESQUINA...
QUIEN A HIERRO MATA.... A HIERRO TERMINA"

Anonymous said:

That was freaking halarious,undetered by a working brain i`ll have to rember that one.

gg said:

lol that guy is so stupid. ha ha ha ha ... ok that shows that there is still inbreeding
going on in this world....

mysonsnotthedumbest said:

Man for awhile there I thought i had the dumbest kid

nina said:

Man, I would hate to have to tell that story in jail. hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Brandy Grimes!!!! said:

ha ha ha man i am 18 and i really understand the dumbness...lol there are alot of kiddos at my school that would prolly do that..... i mean seriously!!!!!

Norma G. said:

Can u say titidee what a dumb ass.

Eric Aguilar said:

Poor young man... You all are going straight to hell or hopefully just get trapped in limbo... What if it were your child getting shot in the leg. Kids make mistakes , right?

Anonymous said:

If THIS isn't the definition of imbecilic I don't know what is....Hahahahahahahahaha

Imbecilic
So senseless as to be laughable: absurd, foolish, harebrained, idiotic, insane, lunatic, mad, moronic, nonsensical, preposterous, silly, softheaded, tomfool, unearthly, zany.


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