Everybody knows that guy. The key is to keep that guy from removing his clothes and staggering out in front of a real live horse race.

But 26 young Aussies failed to prevent that from happening just south of Bateman's Bay last week.

According to The Daily Telegraph, an extremely inebriated naked guy wandered out into the track just as the horses were tearing down the home stretch.

Apparently the he and his friends thought it would be funny if he was the first to cross the finish line. Why he had to be naked to do that is anyone's guess.

But not everyone was amused. The guy was arrested at the scene, and then he and his buddies were booted from their hotel.

Click here to see the idiot in action!

By Taylor Timmins

Come on baby light my fire ... err ... on second thought …

There's something to be said for a point well made.

There's also something to be said for blasting your girlfriend in the face with a fire extinguisher when she smokes.

I think that second something is: "Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

But an anti-smoking crusader in Berlin got his undergarments in a bunch when his lady lit up a and went all "Backdraft" on her in a hurry, Reuters reports.

In fact, he emptied an entire fire extinguisher to put out the lone smoke, caking his entire apartment in flame-squelching powder.

"My colleagues said it looked like a bomb had gone off in there," a police spokesman told Reuters. "He managed to put out the cigarette though."

You know, because this guy likes his air clean.

But the police spokesman said the dude wasn't too upset about the damage, or the fact his lady left him.

Love hurts.

By Taylor Timmins