January 2008 Archives

Listen up, baddies. You never know when a shiny-underwear clad superhero is going to emerge from the ether and bust open a can of justice in your face.

... Or when you're going to crash a stolen car into a pole while a guy in metallic manties and handcuffs just happens to be walking by. Either way.

>> Continue reading: Baddies blinded by metallic manties; Justice served

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Finally, a study to tell parents what screaming kids and years of post birthday party therapy have been saying for years: Do NOT send in the clowns.

You invited HIM to my birthday party? Thanks. I'll need a tranquilizer dart, a large burlap sack and a therapist, STAT.

>> Continue reading: This just in from the Dept. of Duh: Clowns are scary

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Not excited about that New Year's diet? Looking for an easy way out? Why not sprout an 11th toe in exchange for a sleek physique?

If only losing lard were as easy as growing freakishly unnecessary appendages.

Let's get physical ... or not
AP Photo

>> Continue reading: A fat butt or an extra toe ... You decide

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