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March 2009
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November 2007 ArchivesAmerica, meet Buzzwinkle. A moose who downed too many fermented crab apples caused a stir in Alaska when he busted an extended, drunken chill in front of a downtown bar with Christmas lights tangled in his antlers, the Anchorage Daily News reports.
He is the physical embodiment of your worst nightmares. He is a cunning criminal capable of wreaking havoc on any town, at any time. He is a supervillain of unmatched menace. He is the man running around Valentine, Nebraska, smearing Vaseline on his butt and sticking it on your window. ...Want to make jolly old England not so ... jolly? Take a dirt nap in parliament, you red-blooded rebel, you. It's illegal. Seriously.
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