1:49 PM Tue, Jul 22, 2008 | Permalink
Taylor
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It's finally happened. My mother has completely lost her mind.
It started innocently enough -- she'd call me every once and awhile, inquiring about any number of wedding-related projects.
"Have we reserved the florist?"
"Are you going to have a makeup artist for your bridal portrait?"
"Does your father know how much that costs? Hahaha! Just kidding! Buy it!"
But then came a dark, dark day: The day my current mother and my future mother-in-law joined forces to discuss wedding favors.
That's right. Little pointless presents just like the party favors you use...
11:31 AM Thu, Jul 10, 2008 | Permalink
Taylor
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One month to go until my wedding, people. One month.
This hit me last night when I was trying to go to sleep. I've adopted a schedule not unlike that of a 90-year-old woman as of late, because I recently switched to the shift previously occupied by Miss Cody here at KHOU.com. It starts at 6 a.m.
So, you know, it's 8 p.m. and I'm in bed, soaking my dentures and watching "Matlock" when my betrothed calls and lays this one on me:
"Just one month to go and you change your name! You'll be a married woman!"
It's not like I didn't know that was going to happen, but it immediately...