2:13 PM Fri, Jun 27, 2008 | Permalink
Taylor
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It's easy to drink from the sweet nectar of insanity when planning a wedding. Women who at one time were considered to be completely reasonable all of a sudden become obsessed with all things old, new, borrowed and blue.
Brides make plans to stick old cake in the freezer to eat a year later. (Nasty, seriously.) They fret over whether to go with the eggshell, the ivory or the bone colored frock.
Grooms to be might feel as though they can no longer speak with their blushing bride, so they leave her in her room muttering to herself amid a mound of bridal magazines and stop by intermittently to thr...
4:21 PM Sat, Jun 14, 2008 | Permalink
Taylor
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Back in the day, bachelor parties were just for dudes.
But today's bride - if she so chooses -- can have her piece of the party cake too.
And thank the wedding gods for that, because what would we be without the right to wear glittery, embarrassing antennae out in public, our dignity evaporating in visible sheets with every wobbly step we take?
Hmm?
I exercised my right to buffoonery last weekend, along with one of my best friends, Jesse, who's also getting hitched this year.
I'd like to show you photos of the festivities, but I can't, because I sincerely wish to protect ...
