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Beef: If it's what's for dinner tonight, I might have to kill someone. Not to knock Houston's undoubtedly posh incarceration facilities, but through careful deduction I've come to the conclusion that they will pale in comparison to the Hilton San Diego Resort. So violent crime is out. I guess I'm going to have to quit my diet.
I've been eating mostly meat and cheese for what has to be at least 6,000 years, and today I hit my breaking point. There will be no more Atkins. No more Susanne Somers "Somersize"-ing. I'm finished. Bring this bride a turkey sandwich. You and me, protein -- we're through. Kaput. I've had enough of eggs and bacon for breakfast. I'm moving on. My heart hurts. It's over.
Me and carbs are rekindling our romance. Hello, precious pasta and delicious desserts. Welcome back into my life. Oh, you're bringing some pounds with you to the party? Fine. I don't care. At this point I'll forego the wedding dress and tromp down the aisle in a toga if it means I get to eat a normal lunch. I think I'm going to give away bowls of potato chips for wedding favors. That's right. Cellulite courtesy of Captain Carbohydrate and me. I'm a free woman now. Dieting be darned, momma's gotta eat. TrackBackTrackBack URL for this entry: Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Bride goes crazy, ditches diet: » Dieting Foods from
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I didn't eat a single carbohydrate for the entire month of February this year, in an attempt to knock off the weight I'd put on over the holidays. The death toll: 6 family members, 14 kittens, my boss, and 1/2 of Landon. I looked fantastic!
Writing at is worst.
"Writing at is worst," eh? Words is hard.
When I come home, can we go to the Sunbeam bakery on Washington and paint the town CARB???
try french women don't get fat. you get carbs, protien, chocolate and wine. I lost 60 lbs in one year.
60 pounds?!??!?! That is awesome. Anything with chocolate AND carbs sounds good to me! :)
No foods are off limits on Weight Watchers. So you can have your hamburger & the bun! If you know how to count it, you can have it. I lost more than 70 pounds in my first year.