Hey, you know how Lindsay Lohan hasn't been burning it up at Hollywood casting calls lately?

Turns out, it's all your fault. Jerk!

Everyone's favorite incredible shrinking actress opened up to E! News this week, dishing on her life in the tabloids.

Lohan told E! that she's frustrated by all the speculation over her relationship with Samantha Ronson, whether or not she's fallen off the wagon and if she's got any dough left in her bank account.

"I move forward and I change. Life's to...

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Anyone who tells you planning a wedding is easy has either a) never planned one or b) been drinking lighter fluid.

But even with all the work, most women don't have a problem getting a man of the cloth to marry them off.

Then again, most women don't get married at the Playboy Mansion ... and most women aren't the famous ex of the founder of eve...

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Hey everybody! I've got breaking news from the Dept. of Snooze!

Jennifer "Spinster" Aniston and John "Funny Face" Mayer have called it quits again.

Pardon me while I sleep uncontrollably for a little while.

Ahhh, I feel rested. Anyway, according to People magazine, the on-again, off-again couple called it quits after Aniston returned from some blah blah blah publicity thing in Europe blah blah blaaaaaah.

Zzzzzzzzzz.

Sorry.

I've just about had it with the up-to-the-nanosecond updates on Jennifer "Old Maid" Aniston's love life.

Seriously. That chick's lo...

>> Continue reading: Aniston, Mayer call it quits ... AGAIN

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