Forget about the A-Team.

When bad guys try to get the best of you, just call an heiress.

According to TMZ.com, Nicky Hilton busted open a can of I-don't-THINK-so-buddy after she was knocked to the ground by some vagrant outside of an IHOP.

There are two things that are interesting about this story:

a) Nicky Hilton is a superhero.

b) Nicky Hilton eats at IHOP.

Are those facts mutually exclusive?

Maybe.

One time I made it rain candy after eating a Rutti-Tutti Fresh N Fruity...

>> Continue reading: Nicky Hilton: Full-time heiress, part-time superhero

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Uhhh ... I don't get Fashion Week.

Look, I'm no fashionista. I'm fine with that. I'm more the Anne Hathaway before the glamorous Vogue freebie closet makeover who wears the frumpy gap bargain bin sweaters and whatever pants I find on the floor - err ... hanging neatly in my organized closet (sorry, Mom).

But I don't think even the most fashionable of us want to dress like a yeti.

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Do you like cheeseburgers? I do. You know who else likes them? Jessica Simpson.

The problem is, Jessica Simpson also likes hideous, high-waisted pants and double-decker leopard belts, and she happens to be in the public eye.

And in case you forgot your arithmetic: hideous, high-waised pants + double-decker leopard belts + cheeseburgers + fame = HUGE HOLLYWOOD FATNESS SCANDAL OMG EVERYBODY PANIC.

Anyone outside of Los Angeles understands that J-Simp is not fat. But compared to the likes of Lindsay "...

>> Continue reading: If Jessica Simpson is fat, I give up. Seriously.

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