I have a confession to make: I am no fan of Madonna.

It's not that I have anything in particular against the Material Girl - I just think most modern pop music is the auditory equivalent of a knock-knock joke: habitually unentertaining, completely predictable and meant mostly for fourth-graders.

As far as I'm concerned, Madonna is a woman old enough to be my mother who needs to shut her mouth, cut her hair, lay off the bicep-pumping and put on some pants.

So when I went to her show at Minute Maid to take >> Continue reading: Dear Madonna, put on some pants and keep rockin'!

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This just in from the Dept. of Things to Be Excited About: Kanye West is the voice of this generation.

Thank God. I mean, I don't know about you guys, but if I was going to select any individual human to speak for me, it would definitely be a guy that dresses like a robot clone of Michael Jackson circa 1984.

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Thanks, Kanye. Seriously. ...

>> Continue reading: Kanye West is the voice of my generation? I demand a recount

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