Lately I've been flirting with various baby names in preparation for my first-born (who likely won't be coming along for another 10 years), and I've become quite attached to "Table."

Not a particular table, of course, but the NAME "Table."

Then again, that may be too borgeousie. Everyone has a table, after all. Perhaps I'll name it "Bentley," or "Aston-Martin."

You can't be too exclusive when it comes to naming your child.

Then again, I'm just a nobody, and my child, who will likely also be a nobody, might actually face some taunts or bullying were they to be stuck with some ...

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