Defying all the odds, the world's most annoying, egotistical, plastic couple is still on TV. And now they're in a cat fight with a fox!

First of all, no one told me that Heidi Montag Pratt was going to "perform" (super, crazy-loose term) on the Miss Universe pageant. Is Donald Trump crazy? Has the recession even hit him so hard that he has to get the least-liked "Hills" castmate to sing? I could only watch about 8.5 seconds of Heidi gyrating in a flesh-colored costume before gagging.

Alternative acts that would have been watchable:

1) Four of the five New Kids on the Block
2) H...

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I had to read this headline three times, GG lovers.

"Ryan O'Neal Hit on Daughter Tatum at Farrah Fawcett's Funeral"

... wait, WHAT? Yes, I know they haven't been the closest as of late, but come on: She kinda looks like you. Or maybe that is initially attractive to you. I don't know. The weirdest part is that Tatum was apparently not even that creeped out by it and offered an excuse for dad.

"That's our relationship in a nutshell," says the actress, who won an Oscar...

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