It's over kiddos. I was surprised that Kate filed for divorce -- totally thought it was going to be Jon racing to the courthouse.

Apparently they're going to take turns living in the house so they don't disrupt the kids' lives. What? Those kids seem pretty smart. I'm fairly certain they've already got the idea that their lives are falling apart.

>> Continue reading: Jon minus Kate ... plus 8

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TLC released a stomach-turning preview of Monday's hour-long episode today. This isn't the same preview they've been running all week, which was going to be a seemingly normal half-hour of the kids getting some playhouses.

I think playtime is over ...

>> Continue reading: Jon and Kate calling it quits? UPDATE

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Here's some unshocking news: Billy Joel, 60, and his 27-year-old wife are getting a divorce after five years of marriage.

Besides the wider-than-the-Grand-Canyon age difference, I knew this wasn't right when Katie Lee said she thought Billy Joel only had two hits ... wah wah wahhhhhhhhh.

Plus she called him "immature" on Oprah. How sweet!

>> Continue reading: Sour note: Piano man Billy Joel divorcing

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So much has happened since we last left you, dear readers, that we've picked out some of our favorites and most shock-worthy for this update:

1) Lindsey Lohan claws for your attention: Somehow she and DJ ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson have gone from possible restraining order to possibly getting married. Wow. LaLo is getting desperate for attention. I blame Twitter.

2) Adam Lambert shocker: He's >> Continue reading: Yee haw! Celeb activity roundup

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Yes, that Jon, the one we can't seem to shut up about on here.

The one who is married to a potentially-crazy lady, has eight kids and hangs out with younger women.

But I digress.

On Friday, you (yes, all of you!) will be able to hear about the sticky, awful, messy situation from his own mouth.

>> Continue reading: Attention! Jon is finally gonna talk

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