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  November 2009
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Recently by AdrienneColor me shocked: The father of eight having a quarter-to-midlife crisis throws temper tantrums, according to his 22-year-old girlfriend. (And daughter of Kate's plastic surgeon, but anyway) Hailey Glassman told the Insider, "We're at a point now where I don't know why I love him," US Weekly reports. She also told the TV show that the man who is still married but in another relationship needs to "regain" her family's trust. Newsflash, lady: We are talking about a man going through a very public divorce involv... Congratulations, Jon and Kate haters: Your boycott of the TV show has been noted. And so has Jon's behavior, apparently. Starting Nov. 2, the show will be called "Kate Plus 8," TLC officials announced Tuesday. The Associated Press reports Jon will still be involved and appear occasionally, but the show will focus on Kate as a single mom. Here is a juicier explanation: People magazine reports an insider told them, "Given Jon's recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray ... OK, OK, we're all a little tired of hearing about Michael Jackson, his mysterious death, the Houston connection, people bickering over money. I know. But this weekend, I went to see "The Informant!" and couldn't help notice several promotional posters for the movie they made out of his concert rehearsal tapes: "This is it." Check out the trailer here! I w... Khloe Kardashian, the one who isn't Kim or Kourtney, is reportedly looking to get hitched to her LA Lakers (boo, hiss) boyfriend. Immediately. Hopefully in the next two weeks. Possibly at her family's house. Non-Kim has been dating Lamar Odom for about a month. Repeat: one month. That has to be at least a tiny slap in the face to her preggers, unmarried, partner-in-crime Kourtney. (Who... Because sometimes even celebrities are punished (of course, only if they've inflicted harm on ANOTHER celebrity), fallen star Chris Brown will be picking up trash, clearing brush, washing away graffiti and detailing official vehicles, according to TMZ. I've done the hard work and rewritten his one hit for him: Is yo trash, on the road? Community servic... You are not hallucinating. You are reading this correctly: Spencer Pratt, of flesh-colored beardonia, is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. * mind blows up on my face * According to UsWeekly, he's decided since the Brits have royalty, America should too. And since he has half a brain (too generous?) and doesn't understand anything about history or how monarchies work, he's "nominating" himself for the job. First of all, in terms of pretend American ... Defying all the odds, the world's most annoying, egotistical, plastic couple is still on TV. And now they're in a cat fight with a fox! First of all, no one told me that Heidi Montag Pratt was going to "perform" (super, crazy-loose term) on the Miss Universe pageant. Is Donald Trump crazy? Has the recession even hit him so hard that he has to get the least-liked "Hills" castmate to sing? I could only watch about 8.5 seconds of Heidi gyrating in a flesh-colored costume before gagging. Alternative acts that would have been watchable: 1) Four of the five New Kids on the Block I had to read this headline three times, GG lovers. "Ryan O'Neal Hit on Daughter Tatum at Farrah Fawcett's Funeral" ... wait, WHAT? Yes, I know they haven't been the closest as of late, but come on: She kinda looks like you. Or maybe that is initially attractive to you. I don't know. The weirdest part is that Tatum was apparently not even that creeped out by it and offered an excuse for dad. "That's our relationship in a nutshell," says the actress, who won an Oscar... OOOOOK. I told myself that I was d-o-n-e with the Gosselins, but MAN Jon makes it really hard for me to stay away. What's happened since our last update? 1) He's dumped the 23-year-old for a 22-year-old. (Sorry, teacher lady.) And according to Us Weekly... It's over kiddos. I was surprised that Kate filed for divorce -- totally thought it was going to be Jon racing to the courthouse. Apparently they're going to take turns living in the house so they don't disrupt the kids' lives. What? Those kids seem pretty smart. I'm fairly certain they've already got the idea that their lives are falling apart. ... |
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Girlfriend: Jon Gosselin has 'mantrums'