Because sometimes even celebrities are punished (of course, only if they've inflicted harm on ANOTHER celebrity), fallen star Chris Brown will be picking up trash, clearing brush, washing away graffiti and detailing official vehicles, according to TMZ.

I've done the hard work and rewritten his one hit for him:

Is yo trash, on the road?
If it is ... lemme know!
Let me see if I can clean it, clean it.
Yes indeed I can sweep it, sweep it.

Community service is hardly the most appropriate punishment for someone who beats a woman. What about serving a little time? Brown just gets to be another nameless face in that crowd of guys in orange vests along a Richmond, Va., freeway? Come on! Why don't we force him to wear a blinking sign that reads, "I HIT WOMEN" so that drivers can pick him out? Maybe then I, a new D.C. resident, would even take them time to blast some "Please Don't Stop the Music" while I cruise past.

Maybe I'm being harsh, but I don't want this guy to get popular again -- a guy who was apparently upset Oprah didn't "support" him more post-assault, since he performed at her school in South Africa. Ohhhh yeah, because you danced and sang a truly annoying song, hitting a woman in the face is OK and we should never, ever talk about it.

Wrong.

6 Comments

lovelylisa101 said:

WTH??? there is something here that is not setting with me on this...I am really not a Chris Brown fan, my kids are...Things always happen for a reason, and I am not comfortable with saying he should do all that he has to do..There are much worse things going on in this world besides, Chris Brown, and Rihanna...CAN WE DISCUSS OTHER ISSUES??PLEASE.

September 10, 2009 10:54 PM

Aaron said:

HELP MY INTERNETS IS STUCK ON THIS PAGE I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET TO OTHER INTERNETS TO DISCUSS IMPORTANTER ISSUES PLEASE SEND HELP THE NURSES ARE STEALING FROM ME

September 11, 2009 2:26 AM

Adrienne said:

Unfortunately, lovelylisa101, this blog is only for discussing hot-of-the-presses celebrity issues, whether they're important or not.

September 11, 2009 8:49 AM

Bridget Gage said:

A response to lovelylisa101:
There may be worse things going on in this world but maybe if you have a daughter and she gets beat up maybe you just might think the punishment that Chris Brown got was not justice...did you even see the pics of Rhianna's face? Hope your son does'nt grow up to do what Chris Brown did,then what would you say...she deserved it!!!!!!!

September 11, 2009 9:23 AM

adavis said:

yall need to grow up everyone makes mistakes dum asses

September 12, 2009 3:32 PM

Aaron said:

@adavis

Sure, everyone makes mistakes.

Your parents, for example.

September 12, 2009 4:54 PM

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