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Khloe Kardashian, the one who isn't Kim or Kourtney, is reportedly looking to get hitched to her LA Lakers (boo, hiss) boyfriend. Immediately. Hopefully in the next two weeks. Possibly at her family's house. Non-Kim has been dating Lamar Odom for about a month. Repeat: one month. That has to be at least a tiny slap in the face to her preggers, unmarried, partner-in-crime Kourtney. (Who, btw, made out with a girl in Miami. She's not the father of the baby, though, don't worry!) Anyway, back to this wedding business. Are we talking about the same girl who has swapped spit with at least two different dudes (so far, anyway) on her E! show, "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami?" I've been watching, girls, and I find it hard to believe you've gone from tardy-to-any-party to a woman ready to settle down. ... unless you're pregnant too ... HA! That's how rumors get started, folks, but I'm just sayin'. Who dates for a month and then plans a wedding within 14 days? Is there a return policy that's about to expire or something? 9 CommentsLeave a comment |
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Kardashian who isn't Kim wants a wedding -- now
Aaron said:
I'm constantly having to remind myself why the Kardashian's are famous.
I know one of them is famous (as Not John Henson on Not Talk Soup puts it) for having a big butt and a sex tape.
What about the others? Why are they famous again?
Adrienne said:
That pretty much sums up why they're famous. Their dad was Robert Kardashian, who was one of OJ Simpson's lawyers.
Lady said:
You people are HORRIBLE!!!!! Why do people always feel the need to judge other people's lives? It's sickning how quick everyone on this site (including the author) is to give their opinion about other poeple's lives! Didn't your mother's tell you if you have nothing nice to say to SHUT UP?!?!?!?!? And we wonder why our society is the way it is! Have you people no shame! It's HER life.....let HER live it!!!
Itsme said:
Lady...you are exactly right...
I'm shutting up!!...;)
Nicey Nicerton said:
Hey Lady! What a well-thought-out opinion you have there. I guess your mom exempted you from that whole "if you can't say something nice" business. Or maybe this is one of those "do as I say, not as I do" situations? I think they have a Cranky Grumpster blog over at Chron.com.
Aaron said:
@Lady
Actually, I don't remember my mother ever really screaming "SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?" at me.
Did you consider that you might be an overreacting psycho? It's a possibility worth considering, preferably alone and quietly and in lowercase letters.
rocio said:
wow....all this over a lame show
jiggle said:
i think Kourtney's baby's daddy is JJ! hahahaha...she slept with him too...I hate her bf Scott...did you notice when they were at dinner he kept looking over her...at other women? what a scumbag...
Adrienne said:
I forgot about JJ! That would be crazy. Scott is creepy. His slicked-back hair is up to no good.