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Better put it away. There could some scandalous personal videos of Lindsay Lohan surfacing any minute now. Don't say you weren't warned. According to Chicago Sun-Times Columnist Bill Zwecker, a safe full of incriminating photos, videos and legal documents was swiped during the most recent break-in at La Casa Lohan in LA. Zwecker says the erstwhile starlet is angry because the contents of the safe could be embarrassing if they were ever made public. I shudder to think what might be considered embarrassing for a person who routinely allows herself to be photographed walking around braless in droopy shirts looking like something resurrected from the bottom of a tennis shoe after a long day at the State Fair. Let's just say you could ruin a perfectly good lunch with that line of thought. In other LiLo news, Fox News' Pop Tarts is reporting that everyone's favorite Mean Girl is going to take a stab at reality TV to resurrect her career. You know, because that "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" thing worked out so well. According to Pop Tarts, Lindsay is working with the Britster's former manager, Larry Rudolph, on a reality show chronicling how hard it is living la vida Lohan. Ummm ... Pardon me whilst I wipe away mine tears. Apparently, a Rudoph insider told Fox that the show will "encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again." But I think that's probably just code for "stink up your television set like a room full of aging cheese." 5 CommentsLeave a comment |
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Capt EviL 1 said:
Who would want to look at a picture of the ugly skank to begin with?
Capt EviL 1 said:
Who wants to look at the ugly skank????
missbehaven said:
Lindsey needs to crawl inside of a hole & leave us all alone. No one feels sorry for her stupid ass anyway,
Adrienne said:
WAIT: Reality TV? Seriously? I am beginning to feel a little sorry for her. Maybe she can get her career back if she gained some weight and got back to looking healthier, stopped banging on her ex-girlfriend's door at 4 a.m., dyed her hair red again ... heyyyyyy what do I know?
And come on: She may actually have a hard life. She's gotta somehow pay for that rent-by-the-hour liver she uses on the weekends.
Karen F. said:
Sounds too much to be just a coincidence about the break in and the show. Methinks publicity stunt perhaps?
Just what we need, another show about another disfunctional Hollywood knucklehead. We didn't have enough already.
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